WWE Predictions: Money In The Bank

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Money In The Bank comes to you live tonight from the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri. Kicking off WWE’s summer season, MITB has always produced excellent matches all across the board. Tonight, we will see the first ever women’s version of the match, so you know those ladies are going to give us everything. Also, Randy Orton returns home for his rematch against Jinder Mahal for the WWE Championship. Let’s dive into it.

Preshow

Match #1: Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley vs Primo and Epico

A last minute addition, this will make for a fun opening match. Zack Ryder hasn’t been seen in the ring in months, so his return, like always, will be a big deal for the crowd. No question that him and Mojo pick up the win here.

Winners: Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley

Main Card

Match #1: Becky Lynch vs Charlotte vs Carmella vs Natalya vs Tamina- Money In The Bank ladder match

I can fully see this match opening the show, unless the guys really push hard for the women to go on later. This is the first time women have been involved in a Money In The Bank Ladder match, and judging from the buildup, they’re going to go all out. As much as I would love to see Natalya have one more huge moment, the match belongs to the young bucks. Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Carmella are going to put on a show, while Tamina serves as the “heavy”, pushing others off the ladder at every turn. In the end, in what perhaps will be the show-stealer, I would not be surprised to see Carmella get the win. You’d never expect anyone but Charlotte to walk away from a match like this victorious, but Carmella could be set for a big push.

Winner: Carmella

Match #2: The Uso’s vs The New Day- Smackdown Tag-Team Championship match

While New Day was taking a well-deserved break post-WrestleMania after their year and a half at the top, The Uso’s continued to dominate. Their reinvention has done wonders for them, to the point where they feel as fresh as they did when they first came on the scene. The New Day is their only real challenge at the moment, so I’d try and make this program go as long as possible. Expect a solid match out of these guys. They always deliver.

Winners: The Uso’s

Match #3: Naomi vs Lana- Smackdown Women’s Championship match

As far as I remember, we have not seen Lana wrestle since the multi-women match on the preshow of WrestleMania 32. She was definitely not ready for in-ring competition then, so perhaps the extra year and change has done her some good. We really have no idea of what she can do, but she’s going up against Naomi who has worked so hard for so long to get where she is and is one of the best in the division. It wouldn’t shock me if WWE were to put the belt on Lana….the winner of the women’s MITB match will be quite telling of who wins this one.

Winner: Lana?

Match#4: Dolph Ziggler vs AJ Styles vs Baron Corbin vs Kevin Owens vs Shinsuke Nakamura vs Sami Zayn- Money In The Bank ladder match

This has the potential to be the best MITB match yet. It will be Corbin’s first, and though he is the favorite to win, you can’t overlook any of the other guys in this. Ziggler, Styles, Owens and Zayn are all spot-happy in these types of matches, so there’s going to be a lot of bodies flying around. It’ll be interesting to see how Nakamura fairs in this type of match, as we haven’t seen him in this type of environment yet in his NXT/WWE tenure. Perhaps the other five will have to carry him through to make him look as strong as he should? He may come close to winning only for someone to throw him off, and that someone may be Corbin, but I actually think Sami Zayn will come away with it. He’s still very new to Smackdown, but the dude is one of the hardest workers in all of wrestling and has earned this win.

Winner: Sami Zayn

Match #5: Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton

I, like many others, aren’t particularly pleased with Jinder Mahal getting a run with the most prestigious title in the wrestling business, but WWE pulled the trigger on him so we might as well just sit back and let them do their thing. For all we know, he could surprise us, but it’s likely to be a failed experiment. Seeing as Randy Orton is in his hometown tonight, he’ll probably lose, because WWE loves doing that to hometown people. After that, I don’t know where Orton goes, and it looks like John Cena will be returning for a crack at the title, so yeah, that’s a thing. I’m hoping for a decent match, and another funny spot where Orton almost kills a Singh brother on a table.

Winner: Jinder Mahal.

Top 15 Justin Bieber Songs

I have been a Justin Bieber fan since his days on YouTube and I am being very truthful about that. I vividly remember seeing his covers of Neyo’s “So Sick” or Edwin McCain’s “I’ll Be” months before he was introduced to the mainstream, so hearing “One Time” on AIM Radio in the summer of 2008 was surreal.

Since then, Justin has become my biggest inspiration in today’s crop of superstars, and I have been lucky enough to not only see him in concert three times (twice at MSG), but to have gotten a rare follow AND retweet from him on Twitter.

Justin has had good and bad days, and I pride myself on never once losing my faith in him. His music, in the midst of whatever he was going through, has always been pretty stellar in my opinion so it was really hard to narrow this down to 15. These are my own personal picks, not based off of hits or anything like that, just solely my opinion,

Honorable mentions: No Pressure, Memphis, We Were Born For This, She Don’t Like The Lights (Believe Acoustic version), U Smile, Next To You, Be Alright and Change Me

15. Down To Earth

Yep….starting off with old-school JB. While a majority of “My World” was mindless teen pop, “Down To Earth” is an arena-ready power-ballad type track that shows not only Justin’s vocal chops, but his early signs of raw artistry as well, as he had a hand in co-writing the emotional track about coping with his parents seperation. The acoustic versions allow the poignant lyrics to shine completely on their own; “Mama you were always somewhere, and daddy I live out of town. So tell me how could I ever be normal somehow”, but you can hear the pain in his young voice even in the original studio recording. He shows restraint in the bridge, before impressively belting to the stratosphere then ending the song on a quiet, saddened note. Not bad for a 15 year old.

14. Trust

A bonus track off of “Purpose” that easily could have replaced “Children” on the standard edition of the album. A fantastic slow-jam R&B-style track with trap influences in which Justin tries to convince a girl to stick with him, to not give up on what they have; “Giving up is immature. There’s so much more to live for. They don’t wanna see us together now cause we’re strong enough to endure.” He riffs, dips up and down and rapid fires with ease, showing once again that JB can truly sing anything.

13. Mistletoe

Original Christmas songs these days usually do not work, especially pop ones (we have Mariah to thank for that). So very rarely do people stray from the traditional when creating a holiday album, but Justin took a risk and created a near-classic. Justin was at the height of his powers when this song came out, but was still in his late teens and therefore had to cater to a young audience; another hill to climb. Luckily, “Mistletoe” shows Justin to be insanely charming, innocent and not at all creepy, maintaining a festive feel all while still sticking to his niche. “Santa’s gonna be making a list I know, but ima be under the mistletoe with you. Shawty with you.”, Justin sings….don’t even tell me it’s not cute.

12. Pray

Justin has always idolized Michael Jackson, and you can clearly hear an attempt at modeling this song after his idols work in this cut off of “My Worlds Acoustic” even without him having stated outright that he had the legend in mind while writing it. Rarely does he step away from songs of love and heartbreak and whatnot, but this was, while he was young, clearly done with good intentions even though he was so far removed from the turmoil he sings about; “Children are crying, soilders are dying, some people don’t have a home.” Just a really lovely track sung by a kid who just wanted to see good in the world.

11. I’ll Show You feat. Skrillex

While this was not a single, it’s probably one of the most well-received tracks off of “Purpose”. Skrillex’s production, even during the chorus, is atmospheric and dreamlike while Justin’s calm, breathy vocal just washes over you like a hot shower. Unfortunately, when you’re Justin Bieber, pop superstar, you live under a microscope. Everything you do is being judged by millions, and many have negative opinions. He claps back at those people, singing; “This life is not easy, I’m not made out of steel. Don’t forget that I’m human, don’t forget that I’m real. Act like you know me, but you never will. But there’s one thing that I know for sure….I’ll show you.” With this song, the “Purpose” album as a whole, and his mountain of success after, he did just that.

10. Sorry

Justin laid the groundwork for his comeback assisting Jack U on “Where Are U Now”, then returning on his own with the smash “What Do You Mean”, but it was really “Sorry” that cemented this new chapter of his legacy. Just a smash pop hit that you could not escape in the fall/winter of 2015 due to it’s infectious trop/house vibes and an even more infectious chorus that one could argue is one of the best of this decade; “Is it too late now to say sorry? Cause I’m missing more then just your body.” he belts out. Sure, the song is speaking to one person in particular, but many felt as if Justin was apologizing to all of us for his past wrongdoings. I wasn’t even mad at him, but if I was I’d hop right back on the bandwagon after hearing this.

9. Where Are U Now; Jack U feat. Justin Bieber

After negative headline after negative headline in 2013-14, Justin had reached a low point in his career. Then in early 2015, it was almost like he rose from the ashes. He got back into promo looking much healthier then the previous year, but had clearly still not fully recovered mentally. The song however, spoke for itself. Justin Bieber singing EDM!? Who would have thought? It worked tremendously well though, and not only introduced him to a whole new audience but seemingly restored the confidence in him to get back to work for himself. With emotion palpable in his voice, he sings about needing a lover to be there for him; “Couldn’t find you anywhere. When you broke down I didn’t leave you. I was by your side so where are you now that I need you?” Excellent return to form.

8. Nothing Like Us

A bonus track on “Believe Acoustic”, and one of Justin’s most poignant ballads. Accompanied by a gorgeous piano, he sings of missing a lover who has decided to move on; “Nothing can ever, ever replace you. Nothing can make me feel like you do.” He sings with such restraint, his voice lilting with the light piano in the latter half of the track. Some parts feel as if he’s singing right into this girls ear, as if begging. The song ends without us knowing whether or not she took him back, and you find yourself crying right along with him.

7. No Sense feat. Travis Scott

On an album with monstrous singles, “No Sense” is an absolute banger of a deep cut off of “Purpose” that is criminally underrated. Clocking in at just over 4 1/2 minutes, Justin glides around the slick trap track with ease, slipping in and out of his impressively smooth falsetto throughout. Lyrically, he’s missing a lover and admits that while he could do or have anything, none of it matter unless they’re with him; “Driven almost every car, but it ain’t the same if I’m without you. Been around a million stars, none of them shine brighter then you.” Travis Scott echoes Justin’s woes, spitting out bar after bar over an electric beat; “Time and time again I break a plan without you girl. I ain’t the man, could never be all I could be. You overstand, I’m incomplete apparently.”

6. Hold Tight

One of my absolute favorite cuts off of “Journals”. Production is minimal here, because the main focus should of course be on Justin and his R&B flavored vocal. Easily his most ambitious track sexually to date, it’s a surprise to hear him cry out lines like “When you got me in a gridlock, what a great spot. With a turned up kind of love and it just won’t stop.”, but he really makes it believable. He does it with a kind of swagger, and even though he does get swallowed up by R. Kelly later on in the record, it’s clear that there’s some experience in the bedroom. There’s no change in tempo, but vocally he builds, just as the sex he’s talking about would. The Purpose Tour version does not do it justice, as it feels too grand. Intimacy is key.

5. PYD feat. R. Kelly

Justin teams up with the legendary R. Kelly on this atmospheric banger off of “Journals”. Clocking in at well over 5 minutes long, it’s one of if not the longest song in Justin’s catalog, but, at least for me, builds exceptionally well. Lots of the material on Journals was way more explicit then what we’d heard from Justin before, but this is just the pinnacle of his wild-child phase. “Up the stairs to my bedroom. Light a few candles….are you ready? Ima put you down.”, Justin croons, his voice having matured exceptionally well but not enough to really command the type of sexual tension needed for a song like this.

R. Kelly is the master, and man he did reiterate the point. “After the club….in the parking lot. I don’t care, anywhere, you can pick the spot, whatever. Ima put you down”; he muses effortlessly. Sure, it is clear that the older and more experienced R. Kelly trounces Justin on this track, Justin held his own enough that the student/teacher angle is somewhat feasible.

4. Love Yourself

Has Ed Sheeran acting like he deserves all the credit for this hit off of “Purpose” as of late annoyed me? Yes, but to me, songs are all about the delivery from the artist performing it. In this case, it’s really simple. Justin does it better. Ed’s rendition is fine, but Justin performs the “I-don’t-give-a-f***” anthem with such an understated swag and such poise that even the most hardened anti-Bieber haters were floored by it. Accompanied by just an acoustic guitar, Justin sends a message to an individual who tried to take advantage of him; “My mama don’t like you and she likes everyone”, he sings candidly. His lyrics, as well as his vocal, are just cold as ice. It’s brilliant.

3. Believe

While songs like “As Long As You Love Me” and “Beauty And A Beat” were huge radio smashes, “Believe”, the last track on the standard edition of the album of the same name, is easily the standout. A huge gospel-tinged arena-anthem, the track is Justin’s “thank you” to all the fans who got him where he is; “Everything starts from something. But something would be nothing, nothing if your heart didn’t dream with me. Where would I be if you didn’t believe.” Again, he shows vocal flexibility and versatility, holding his own as just a teenager on a track that should have swallowed him whole. It’s a song I consider a “good luck” anthem, as I will sit and blast it over and over before a big audition, interview, etc.

2. Swap It Out

The most-played song in my ITunes library. Still. I just cannot get enough of this underrated deep cut off of “Journals”, which is easily the best track of the compilation vocally. While it’s along the same subject matter as “Trust” (I know it’s a different album but whatever) where he tries to convince this girl that things will work out if she sticks with him; “After all what do we have to lose? Nothing. Don’t separate out destinies by separating you from me. These are the terms that we’re made for each other.”, his vocals are just on another level in this one. If “All That Matters” and “Heartbreaker” were his first real attempts at R&B, then “Swap It Out” leaves no question that he’s on his way to mastering the genre.

1. Let Me Love You; DJ Snake feat. Justin Bieber

Between “Cold Water” and “Let Me Love You” on top of touring all around the US, last summer was quite good to Justin. While this isn’t my all-time favorite Justin track, I’m still blown away, almost a year later, by how mature he sounds here. Not just vocally, but even lyrically and sonically; “We go through the darkest of days, heavens a heartbreak away”, he belts with clarity. Sure, it’s another trop/house banger, but it’s darker and more mysterious then that of “Sorry” or “What Do You Mean”. And for me, it gives him a ton of edge which I feel like he could use more of in his music. Amazing track.

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WWE Predictions: Extreme Rules

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WWE’s Extreme Rules pay-per-view takes place tonight at the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore, Maryland. The buildup for this show has been spotty for many of these matches, but especially the Women’s and Universal championships. Bayley and Alexa Bliss, who was somehow able to save herself from career destruction, were involved in the most atrocious non-wrestling segment I think I’ve ever seen, and after it was announced that Braun Strowman was injured, a new plan was quickly needed to get Brock Lesnar a new contender. I think this will be a show where the in-ring action is far superior to the buildup, but one can only hope.

Main Card

Match #1: Dean Ambrose vs The Miz- Intercontinental Championship match ; If Ambrose is disqualified he will lose the title

The Miz won the opportunity at Dean’s title by winning a fantastic triple-threat against Seth Rollins and Finn Balor early last month. He would win a title match against Dean on Raw a few weeks later by DQ, but of course did not win the belt. So really, the stipulation where Dean loses the title if he is disqualified does not do the match any favors at an event called Extreme Rules, but these two will make it work. They always do.

Winner: The Miz

Match #2: Rich Swaan and Sasha Banks vs Noam Dar and Alicia Fox

I love Sasha Banks, but this match should be on the preshow. Both Dar and Swaan are incredible wrestlers, but they have done nothing of interest for months now so this feels like a 205 Live feud thrown onto a Raw PPV. Banks has fallen from grace quite a bit, clearly not in the position she was in at WrestleMania or during her incredible program with Charlotte. Not expecting much out of it.

Winners: Sasha Banks and Rich Swaan

Match #3: The Hardy Boyz vs Sheamus and Cesaro- Steel Cage match for the Raw Tag-Team Championships

The Hardy Boyz are known for the ladder match, so when given the opportunity to pick the match at hand they choose…..a steel cage match. A match which limits their ability to fly in and out of the ring, and that favors Sheamus and Cesaro who are both brawlers. Weird.

Sheamus and Cesaro already fell to the Hardyz at Payback, but as they have since turned heel, the match will be different. However, I do worry about that, as Sheamus tends to play dirty while he’s heel. He’s been ok recently, but in the heat of a big match who is to say he won’t be reckless? I expect Matt and Jeff to pull through again, as the “Broken” gimmick is still in limbo and they need time to get things settled.

Winners: The Hardy Boyz

Match #4: Neville vs Austin Aries- Submission match for the Cruiserweight Championship

This one is going to be captivating. The pair have had excellent matches thus far at both Mania and Payback, and over the course of the buildup for this particular match, Aries bested Neville, forcing him to tap out for the first time since his rebranding. Not that Neville has needed much help in the ring, working with Aries has helped cement him as a true monster in the WWE as a whole. The two are both extremely technically sound, so I fully expect many different kinds of submissions both in the ring and on the outside area. Aries failed to win the NXT championship while down there, so perhaps tonight will be his first crowning moment in the WWE circuit.

Winner: Austin Aries

Match #5: Bayley vs Alexa Bliss- Kendo Stick On A Pole match for the Raw Women’s Championship

Alexa Bliss, in a “shocking” turn of events, defeated Bayley for the title in her hometown of San Jose at Payback. Bayley will of course be looking for revenge tonight, especially after being beaten down by Bliss at almost every turn since the title loss. The “this is your life” segment may impede the match a bit, as it is still fresh in everyone’s mind, but hopefully they’re able to tune the early onslaught by the fans out and focus on the task at hand. I fully expect Bayley to use the kendo stick at some point, but I think the match greatly favors Bliss.

Winner: Alexa Bliss

Match #6: Roman Reigns vs Finn Balor vs Samoa Joe vs Bray Wyatt vs Seth Rollins- 5-Pack Challenge for the Universal Championship

I haven’t been this excited for a match since AJ Styles and John Cena at Summerslam. The build has been a bit rushed, but the possibilities here are truly endless. The thought of Lesnar/Wyatt finally happening after it was thrown out a few years ago or Lesnar/Joe, a real dream match for me, is very exciting. Even within the match itself, you have Joe and Bray, Bray and Finn, Roman and Joe….so many different aspects that we have either rarely or never seen before.

Rumors about the match being made an elimination match have been thrown out there, which is another huge dynamic. These are all guys who know how to finish. All guys who are main eventers anywhere in the world and yet some would have to lay down sooner rather then later….it would be so exciting should they add that stipulation.

Roman winning is the easy choice, but it appears he won’t get a shot at Brock until Mania in New Orleans. Finn Balor, who is currently my favorite in all of wrestling, winning this one after what he went through last summer would be an incredible sight, but is also sort of predictable, what with Paul Heyman labeling him as his pick to win. So really, I’d like to see Bray Wyatt come away with it. I really think Brock and Bray could be fantastic.

Winner: Bray Wyatt

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