WrestleMania 37 Predictions: Night #2

Everything about last night, from Vince McMahon making a rare public appearance to welcome the fans back to a live setting to Bianca Belair and Sasha Banks overcome with emotion at the start of their main event match made me incredibly emotional. It has been a LONG year. While it was incredibly frustrating to see MANY fans not adhering to the mask requirement throughout the night, it was great to see them back in the building and giving genuine ovations to the guys and girls that have worked so hard to keep the WWE machine moving during the pandemic era. I hope tonight exceeds expectations as well. 

Match #1: Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn 

Sami Zayn deserves all the credit in the world for making the most out of this mad scientist/conspiracy theorist-type character he’s been dealt with. It’s a far cry from the Sami Zayn who delivered the match of the year with Shinsuke Nakamura at TakeOver: Dallas a few years ago, which saddens me, but at least he’s taken the opportunity and ran with it. Kevin Owens is coming off a high-profile program with Roman Reigns that was, unfortunately, never going to be anything more than a placeholder feud leading up to Mania, but he did an amazing job. 

I’m not a huge fan of Logan Paul so I wasn’t particularly excited for his involvement. He hasn’t exactly added much to the Zayn/Owens program, but he has done a surprisingly good job of staying neutral in the situation and not going over the top. 

I was lucky enough to see Owens and Zayn wrestle at the post-Mania 34 RAW in New Orleans a few years ago and they, even in that low stakes scenario, tore it up together like only they can. These two wrestling on a Mania stage is a scary, scary thought for anyone else on the card. While Zayn’s change in character changes up his wrestling style too, I’d like to think that the bright lights will bring out a glint of the Sami Zayn of old. Owens has gotten the upper hand in the majority of the buildup to this match, so I can honestly see Zayn winning. 

Prediction: Sami Zayn  

Match #2: Riddle vs Sheamus- United States Championship match 

A triple threat between Bobby Lashley, Drew McIntyre and Sheamus could have easily been booked for Mania. It appeared like it might have been heading in that direction, but once they started having Sheamus in multiple matches with Drew on RAW, I knew he wouldn’t be a part of the Mania scenario. Instead, he’s thrown into a US title match with Riddle, who he’s gone back and forth with over the last few weeks. I’m a big fan of Riddle in general so I’m not keen on the idea of him losing the title, but Sheamus really should walk away with it. 

Prediction: Sheamus 

Match #3: Asuka vs Rhea Ripley- RAW Women’s Championship match

As great as Charlotte and Asuka’s matches are, I was not excited at the prospect of Charlotte, likely, beating Asuka at Mania for the second time. It is very unfortunate that she tested positive for COVID and has been involved in whatever backstage politics have occurred since, but this is a worthwhile solution. 

Mick Foley himself tweeted that WWE needs to go all in with Rhea Ripley on the main roster and that is exactly what they’re doing right now. I think a victory for her is a little less likely after Bianca Belair’s win last night…..I can’t see WWE wanting to strip titles from two major players in the women’s division in the same weekend. It IS a possibility…..we saw what they did with Paige back in 2014, but I’d hold off on strapping the rocketship to her back entirely until, say, Summerslam. Regardless, Asuka will make Rhea look like a million bucks in there. 

Prediction: Asuka  

Match #4: Big E vs Apollo Crews- Intercontinental Championship match- Nigerian Drum match 

I have no utter clue what a Nigerian Drum match is. Apollo Crews and Big E are both fantastic in-ring workers and don’t need any sort of gimmick to have a great match if they’re given the time for it. Based on Crews’ recent-ish character change, him winning the title would be a good way to show that they have an actual plan for him. 

Prediction: Apollo Crews

Match #5: Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler vs Natalya and Tamina- Women’s Tag-Team Championship match 

As winners of last nights Tag Team Turmoil match, Natalya and Tamina get a chance at Nia and Shayna for the Women’s Tag titles. I must ask….is this REALLY the best they could do? They could have done this on ANY episode of RAW and it would have been fine. An open challenge answered by an NXT team would have been far more interesting and WrestleMania worthy. However, this is what we’ve got. Nia and Shayna win, easy. 

Prediction: Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler 

Match #6: The Fiend vs Randy Orton 

For as long as this thing has gone on for, it is still genuinely interesting. The Fiend himself doesn’t need tons of screen time when you have Alexa Bliss serving as both the bait and the predator, which is great. He doesn’t need to be having squash matches every week on RAW, he should only be there when he needs to be. 

Randy Orton is a total gem. He has these highlight reel years so often that we should really stop acting surprised about it. He has done a great job of working with Alexa and slowly building to this match, which might, like with John Cena last year, be in some kind of cinematic form. That would only benefit them both, even if The Fiend can definitely still carry himself in a regular match. Whatever it is, Orton will need to try and overcome both The Fiend AND Alexa Bliss, which I can’t see happening. Hopefully, this will right the wrong from Bray Wyatt’s loss to Orton at WrestleMania 33 and be the definitive end to what has been a well-written yet still very, VERY drawn-out storyline. 

Prediction: The Fiend 

Match #7: Roman Reigns vs Edge vs Daniel Bryan- Universal Championship match 

What a match this is, even on paper. And who would have thought we would ever see this scenario? Edge and Daniel Bryan, both thought to have been retired due to “career-ending” injuries, back in the main event spot (where they belong) and Roman Reigns, who is, whether you like him or you don’t, the top guy in the business right now. No doubt. It would have been fine as just Reigns vs Edge, but it only makes sense to add Bryan in as well if this is, as they say, his last big moment.

Truly, even with Bryan in the match, I think we can write him off as the winner here. He’ll go out there and do what he does best better than anyone, but it really all comes down to Edge and Roman. What do you do? Do you allow Edge the complete full circle moment? He never did lose that title of his when he retired in 2011, so it really makes for an amazing feel-good story. And honestly, this moment cannot and should not happen anywhere else. It needs to happen at WrestleMania. There’s no doubt he’d want to work a champions schedule, so it’s a fair possibility that it may happen. However, Roman Reigns has finally found the inner beast we’ve all wanted him to be for years. He has beaten the best already, but he’s on a different level now. He’s up against the two people who can take him to the limit, so it’ll be a tough hill to climb. 

Honestly, I want it to go to Edge. So badly. The guy has been perfect in every aspect since he has been back and it has been inspiring to watch. I don’t need a year-long title reign for the guy, buy my God, just let him have the moment. 

Prediction: Edge 

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WrestleMania 37 Predictions- Night #1

By Noah Wade 

Tonight marks the first main roster WWE event with fans in attendance in over a year. It is the second time WWE will split WrestleMania into two nights, a decision they may stick with going forward. I think it’s a good one, since previous Mania’s, especially ones that I have been to, have been way too damn long. On a serious note, I’m thrilled and very emotional about the fact that they’re working for a live crowd tonight. This has been a tough year for us all and, while we may not be entirely back to normal yet, this is a really, really good start.

Match #1: Bobby Lashley vs Drew McIntyre- WWE Championship match 

WWE has officially announced this as the opening match of the night. That makes a McIntyre win almost inevitable, but it’s a head-scratcher. On one side you have Bobby Lashley, who has looked like an absolute monster for the last few months and on the other side you have Drew McIntyre, who hasn’t had a real title coronation with fans in attendance due to COVID. All signs seem to be pointing to McIntyre walking out of Mania with the belt, but if the only purpose for it is to get a live crowd reaction then what is the point? 

I’m not a fan of flip-flopping the title like it has been recently. From McIntyre to Miz to Lashley then potentially back to McIntyre and then back to Lashley again is just too much. As awful as it is that Mcintyre has had to carry the brand during the majority of the pandemic with no huge crowd moment, even if he has certainly earned it, they need to keep moving. Clearly, they decided that Lashley was their guy, so they should stick with him. McIntyre will get many, MANY more chances for it later. They owe him. 

Either way, this is going to be a great match. These are two big guys who know how to sell and have more stamina then guys half their size. If we’re gonna get a feel-good moment, I’m glad it’ll be a hard-fought one unlike the Rollins/Lesnar opener from a few years ago.  

Match #2: Seth Rollins vs Cesaro 

Normally, this would be the perfect match the start the show with. Let these guys go in there for 20-25 minutes and just have at it. That unfortunately won’t be the case, but these are two of the most technically gifted wrestlers in WWE so it’s pretty much guaranteed that they’re going to tear the house down

Seth Rollins’ track record at WrestleMania is pretty incredible to think about. He has won an Intercontinental Championship, beaten Triple H and Brock Lesnar in singles competition and essentially stole the Universal Championship at WrestleMania 31, cashing in his Money In The Bank at the most opportune time during the Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar main event. Cesaro on the other hand really hasn’t had a big WrestleMania moment since winning the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania 30. However, stats from one show shouldn’t matter, and they don’t. Cesaro could, and should, get the win here. We’ve seen Rollins lose at WrestleMania and go straight into a major title feud and he could easily do so again. Cesaro does not yet have that luxury but could really benefit from a win over a huge star like Rollins. 

Prediction: Cesaro 

Match #3: Bad Bunny and Damian Priest vs The Miz and john Morrison 

Yep, you read that right. Bad Bunny, one of the biggest stars in music right now, has a match at WrestleMania. He’s teaming with Damian Priest, a total stud of a “rookie” who was called up to the main roster from NXT way quicker than is usually scheduled against the veteran team of The Miz and John Morrison. 

Normally, this kind of thing would scare me. An untrained celebrity getting involved in a high profile storyline? What could possibly go wrong? I mean….we remember Snookie at Mania 27, right? In all seriousness, though, I think Bad Bunny will shock a lot of people. He has been a wrestling fan for most of his life, has been legitimately training for this and has shown some promise with the little bit of offense he has showcased on TV, so, really, it might not be bad at all. 

As awful as I feel for The Miz after his embarrassingly short run with the WWE Championship recently, I think that he needs to be the one to take the pin in this match. Preferably to Priest, just for, you know, legitimacy reasons, but Bad Bunny should, of course, be heavily involved in the finish. 

Prediction: Bad Bunny and Damian Priest 

Match #4: Lana and Naomi vs Dana Brooke and Mandy Rose vs The Riott Squad (Ruby Riott and Liv Morgan) vs Natalya and Tamina- Tag-Team Turmoil match (Winners receive a Women’s Tag Team Championship match on Night #2)

The winners of this one will face Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler for the Women’s Tag Team Championship match the following night. Now, as we know, the issue with the tag women’s division is that there aren’t enough of them to keep things fresh. These are the same four teams we see all the time. I’m very happy they’re all getting a WrestleMania check, but I would have loved for this to be an open challenge type thing. You could have had NXT teams, surprise teams from the past or dream pairings come in for the night. 

With that being said, I can see Lana and Naomi winning here. They are easily the most relevant team of the bunch and I, personally, think Lana deserves a big moment after all the work she has put in over the last year or so. She has really rose to the challenge. 

Prediction: Lana and Naomi 

Match #5: The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) vs AJ Styles and Omos- RAW Tag-Team Championships match 

I don’t particularly like AJ Styles being thrown into a random tag match a year after a main event match with The Undertaker, but this match is essentially more of a vehicle for Omos than anything. Why? I have no idea. He hasn’t shown much promise or, despite his stoic big-man Diesel-type character, any genuine personality, so I question WWE’s logic here. Kofi and Xavier will have to try, possibly very hard, to make him look good the same way they’ve had to do for the guys from Retribution. The stakes don’t feel high enough to be on WrestleMania and, quite frankly, Kofi and Xavier deserve better for no other reason than all their time dealing with Retribution, but at least they’re on the card. 

Prediction: AJ Styles and Omos 

Match #6:  Braun Strowman vs Shane McMahon- Steel Cage match 

Man, I am not here for this one. Shane’s Mania matches always end up being the big spectacle we expect them to be, but the build to this match has been drawn out and eyeroll worthy. Who in their right mind believes that he has a chance against Braun Strowman locked inside of a cage? Strowman has significantly cooled off since losing the Universal Championship, but there’s no reason for him to be chasing Shane around in the manner that he has. I hope they get whatever they want out of this and move onto something better for Strowman, even if the small window of opportunity he had seems to have past. 

Prediction: Braun Strowman 

Match #7: Sasha Banks vs Bianca Belair- Smackdown Women’s Championship match 

WWE has officially announced that this match will serve as the main event and it is well-deserved for both ladies. Sasha Banks has served more time as champion during COVID times than she ever has previously and Bianca Belair, despite a slow start on the main roster, has proven that she can hang with the best of the bunch. 

The build for this hasn’t been great. Sasha was the ideal opponent for Belair to choose after her Royal Rumble victory, but the face/face dynamic going into it limited what they were able to do in the build to tonight. Either way, the first main event of WrestleMania between two women of color is both inspiring and historic no matter what. So hats off to these two for being the legitimate badasses they are to have gotten to this point. 

WrestleMania having fans in attendance is a big deal. I don’t think it means fans will be back at every show going forward, but it has been a long time coming and I’m sure the guys and girls are craving it just as much as we are. Therefore, I think Belair needs to win this one. A new, fresh face as champion would a perfect way to celebrate the occasion. Bianca is more than ready, 

Prediction: Bianca Belair 

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Music Of 2020: Quarter #1- Top 12

I don’t like making these quarterly lists too long, but the fact that artists like Halsey, Grimes, The Weeknd, Mac Miller (posthumously) and Chelsea Cutler all put out albums over the last few months and I chose to put none of their songs on here is a testament to just how much great music has been released so far this year. As always, I’m not saying that these are the BEST songs released, they’re just my favorites :). Enjoy.

 

Honorable Mentions

4. Kisses To The Sky- Jadakiss ft. Rick Ross

3. loneliness for love- lovelytheband

2. He Don’t Love Me- Winona Oak

  1. Anxiety- Krewella ft. Arrested Youth

Top 12 

12. Murder Most Foul- Bob Dylan

I think it’s quite fitting that at 79 years old, and during a worldwide pandemic, Bob Dylan would drop a near-17 minute marathon track, with a simple melody, led by just piano and strings, about another worldwide phenomenon that is still such a mystery. John F. Kennedy’s assassination in Dallas, Texas on November 22nd, 1963 will forever and always be one of the most mind-boggling events in America’s history, and history as a whole. Dylan, his prowess as a songwriter as effervescent as ever, seems to be warning the listener to, even in these times of uncertainty and fear surrounding COVID-19, stay alert and stay thoughtful.

11. Letters to Nipsey- Meek Mill ft. Roddy Ricch

Nipsey Hussle’s passing brought not only his artistry and musicianship to light for many people, myself included, but also his incredible character and selflessness for others. While this song isn’t one I return to often, I believe it is a fitting tribute to a man whose career hadn’t even peaked yet and would have gone onto such great heights had he not been taken from us. Meek Mill, a rapper who’s struggles are prolific and well-documented in his own right, and Roddy Ricch, who spent 11 weeks at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart with “The Box” trade emotional verses, where they attempt to rationalize the loss of a man who left a wife and kids behind; “Seen your kids on the ‘Gram, got me sick to my stomach and as the marathon continues, we keep runnin.”

10. Cinnamon- Hayley Williams

Hayley Williams is one hell of a vocalist and performer. She’s served as the lead singer of a little group called Paramore (ever heard of em?) for a decade and a half now, but “Petals For Armor” is her first attempt at a solo in-between type project. “Cinnamon”, my favorite track off the project, sees the singer show the same type of impressive restraint she showed on lead single “Simmer”, her silky, lilting vocal growing more and more captivating throughout. She sings of the smells and comforts of her home, and the safety of it; “I’m not lonely, I am free. If I let you in you would never want to leave.”

9. All That I’m Not- Nearly York

Nearly York is an up-and-coming alternative-pop group from Lancaster, PA. Their debut EP, “Like Everybody Else” is a smooth, easy listen, but “All That I’m Not” is by far my favorite track. It’s a song for everyone that just can’t seem to figure it out, even though things are changing around them; “I finally got that tattoo on my shoulder, I thought by now I might feel a bit older. But I’m still the kid that can’t please myself, too concerned with everybody else.” One of the highlights for me is the vocal production, which is warm and luscious atop the soothing Ed Sheeran-esque instrumental.

8. In My Bones- Jacob Collier ft. Kimbra and Tank and the Bangas

If you’re looking for something to dance to while you’re in quarantine, this is the song for you. Led by literal music genus Jacob Collier, it’s Nile Rodgers and Bruno Mars’ “24k Magic” record on steroids. With him on the track are Kimbra, most known for her contribution to Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” and Tarriana “Tank” Ball of funk group Tank and the Bangas. If I could compare it to anything, it’s what Fred and George Weasley’s Hogwarts exit in “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” would sound like if it was a song. Combining clashes of sounds, whirring tempos and boundless, playful energy, Collier makes it look easy.

7. Born Tired- Jhene Aiko

I’ve had a hard time connecting with Jhene Aiko and her previous releases, particularly 2017’s “Trip”, an album I feel I should revisit. Her newest release, “Chilombo”, showcases just how gorgeous her voice is, with lush vocals and “chill” instrumentals designed to highlight them. On “Born Tired”, Aiko encourages the listener to find the strength to push through daily life even if things seem bleak and tiresome; “Look at how far you’ve come and look at all that you have going. Look at who you have become, baby, you gotta keep going.”

6. Quick Escape- Pearl Jam

Pearl Jam rocked my world at the Global Citizen Festival at New York’s Central Park in 2015 with raucous, riveting performances of classic balls-to-the-wall rockers like “Alive”, “Better Man” and personal favorite “Lightning Bolt”. “Quick Escape”, a cut off their newly-released record “Gigaton”, shows Pearl Jam at their best, political and ferocious; “Crossed the border to Morocco, Kasmir then Marrakech. The lengths we had to go then to find a place Trump hadn’t f***ed up yet.” A potent bassline, a gutteral guitar solo (that could have stretched another minute or two) and Vedder’s gruff, intense vocals are like ecstasy, a sign that the bands stranglehold on grunge-rock as a whole is far from over.

5. Take Yourself Home- Troye Sivan

There’s just something so alluring to me about Troye’s music. Whether it’s the darker, moodier cuts like “Bite” or “Talk Me Down”, the brash and brazen “My My My!” or the lighter, poppier sounds of “Bloom” or “Plum”, I can’t help but be drawn to him. “Take Yourself Home”, seemingly the first single off his upcoming record, is not just your standard electro-pop song. There are layers here. We go from the softer, more introspective side of Troye, as he sings about not really knowing where he fits in the world despite seemingly having it all; “Counting all the losses that you can’t collect, got everything and nothing in my life.”, before switching to a dance-heavy instrumental that adds well over a minute to the tracks runtime.

4. Physical- Dua Lipa

It took quite a long time for much of the world, myself included, to warm up to
“Don’t Start Now”, Dua Lipa’s lead single off her newly-released “Future Nostalgia” record. It, however, took me about one minute to be absolutely obsessed with “Physical”. The call-and-response vocal in the chorus, the hand-claps in the bridge and just the overall energy throughout the track result in a perfectly-executed ode to the synth-pop sound of the 80’s, and it’s a beautiful thing. The chorus is pure bliss, as Dua playfully yet sensually corrals a lover; “I’ll night I’ll riot with you. I know you’ve got my back and you know I got you so come on….come on…..come on, let’s get physical.”

3. Forever- Justin Bieber ft. Post Malone and Clever

I know, “Yummy” is not lead-single material. Is it horrible? I don’t think so. But is it Justin’s best work? No, it doesn’t quite measure up to “Sorry” or “Let Me Love You”. What does measure up is this cut from his new record “Changes” that is by far the most interesting song on the album. Justin’s singing about his wife, as is the norm on this album; “You still intimidate me, keep me up on my toes now. Better man is what you made me, made me aware of what I was missing.”, but I think it’s the production, which sits in a gorgeous spot sonically, that allows Justin’s voice itself to sit in such a comfortable place. It’s just so incredibly pleasing to listen to. Post Malone’s verse is standard, but it’s Clever, with his soulful, gritty voice that really steals the show here, taking the opportunity to showcase himself on one of the biggest releases of the year with his own story of devotion; “When I leave it’s bye for now, it’s just never bye for long. Set my feelings aside, let’s settle down, every time I go the wrong way you turn me back around.”

2. Modern Loneliness- Lauv

It’s no secret that Lauv is one of my favorite artists right now. Songs from his “I met you when I was 18” playlist have defined the last two years of my life, and he delivered in a big way with his debut album “how I’m feeling”. The last pre-released single from the record,  I was lucky enough to see him perform it live mere hours before the album dropped but I almost wish he could have saved it. The track encapsulates what it’s like to be young and lonely, particularly in the age of social media; “Modern loneliness, we’re never alone but always depressed. Love my friends to death, but I never call them, I never text them.” The track begins with just Lauv himself, singing in his sweet falsetto, but is later accompanied by a chorus of voices of those seemingly echoing the sentiments of the hurt they also feel. The explosive, poignant track is as arena-ready as anything Lauv has released thus far, and is the perfect way to close out the record.

  1. not ur friend- Jeremy Zucker

Jeremy Zucker, like Lauv, Cheslea Cutler and a boatload of other artists that fall into the alternative pop category, just has a knack for connecting with listeners who can relate to his outward sincerity and his ability to process his feelings. This acoustic-driven track, a cut off his upcoming record “love is not dying”, is simple yet stirring as Jeremy sings about coming to terms with a toxic individual and letting them go; “Honest, if I’m coming to your place it’s to say it to your face. I’ve decided that I’m not your f***ing friend.” Typically calmer and composed, his intensity grows until it reaches a boiling point near the end of the track, when he lets out a shout of anger and frustration, no longer allowing this person to have any control.

 

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WrestleMania 36 Predictions

Well, this is very strange. Not only am I not at WrestleMania this year, but NO ONE is at WrestleMania this year, because it’s happening at the Performance Center at Full Sail. For zero people. During what is probably close to the peak of a global pandemic. I hope everyone is staying safe, wherever you are, and I hope that this non-traditional edition of WrestleMania brings you some sort of happiness over the two night span of the event.

In my opinion, two nights is not necessary. This was clearly done in order to get as many of the wrestlers as possible their WrestleMania checks, but seriously though….there’s still 16 matches. Here’s my predictions on how both nights will play out.

Night #1

Match #1: Becky Lynch vs Shayna Baszler- RAW Women’s Championship match

WWE was right in cooling Becky off for a while after last years Mania. Not only did she probably need it, but she was also front-and-center for the most underwhelming finish to the most overblown Mania main event ever. Those girls did not meet the expectations. She’s kept the title for the entire year, engaging in great programs with Sasha and Asuka, but now, I feel like the time to take it off of her may be here. Shayna isn’t exactly the best thing we’ve ever seen, but I think a heel champion would breathe new life into that title. Where does Becky go from here? I don’t know, but I think it’s best to close the chapter before it runs its course. I think a No Holds Barred stipulation would benefit both of them, as so much of the build to the match has been about Shayna brutal attack methods, like biting. Becky has also expressed desire to do whatever it takes to win, so why not let them go at it?

Winner: Shayna Baszler

Match #2: Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins

Why does Kevin Owens always get inserted into the most drawn-out feuds ALL THE TIME? Poor guy had to make a program with Shane McMahon last about, like, two years, he’s always getting fake fired and now he’s at, what I hope will be, the culmination of a program with Seth Rollins, whose heel turn has been hit or miss with me. He has, at least, managed to get Buddy Murphy over in a way that Cedric Alexander was never allowed to get. For a while there he had Samoa Joe at his side, a tandem that made me salivate from the mouth, until Joe was suspended. He’s still got The War Raiders for backup, but where those guys are on the card is a mystery to me.

I’d like to see Owens win, but I wouldn’t be surprised if WWE’s getting ready for another main-event Rollins run. Either way, let Owens stun his way to a successful long-term feud for ONCE, please and thank you.

Winner: Kevin Owens

Match #3: Aleister Black vs Bobby Lashley

This is basically an exhibition match, considering these two have had nothing to do with each other until about two weeks ago when the match was announced, squashing any potential rumors of a 2-on-3 handicap match between The Undertaker/Black vs The OC. Lashley and Black have two totally different styles, but I think Black benefits more from a win here. I think he’s a viable contender for the WWE Championship should Drew McIntyre walk out as champion, so we’ll have to see how that plays out.

Winner: Aleister Black

Match #4: Bayley vs Lacey Evans vs Tamina vs Natalya vs Sasha Banks- Fatal-5-Way Elimination match for the Smackdown Women’s Championship

All we want is Bayley vs Sasha at WrestleMania. That’s all we’ve wanted for YEARS now. And they were SO CLOSE. They could have done it!! And it would have been SO much better than last years half-assed main event by Charlotte/Becky/Ronda. Instead, what do we get? A fatal-five-way with three girls who are all great and talented and whatever, but who have no business being involved in Bayley/Sasha. Sure, we’ll probably see those two as the final two anyway, but it won’t be the same with the other ones in there before we get to that point. I’d LOVE to see Sasha take the belt from Bayley, but I also want to see that happen on a big stage with people in attendance. I also don’t think they’ve done enough footwork with just the two of them for Sasha pinning Bayley to be as big of a moment as it could be. So, I’ll have Bayley retain here. Sasha can chase, and win, later.

Winner: Bayley

Match #5: Otis vs Dolph Ziggler

I hate the soap opera stuff. I really do. The fact that this match is happening at WrestleMania is annoying to me, considering the storyline behind it has just been a muddled mess of a program with these two fighting over Mandy Rose for the last few months. I like Heavy Machinery, but they need to get away from this. Ziggler, a favorite of mine, deserves MUCH better on the grand stage of Mania. I’d love for Ziggler to Superkick Otis into oblivion and just put it to bed, but Otis will probably come out on top, because, you know, why not?

Winner: Otis

Match #6: The Street Profits vs Angel Garza and Austin Theory- RAW Tag-Team Championship match

These four guys are about to lose their WrestleMania virginity. Hell, both Garza and Theory are about to lose their main roster PPV virginity. Theory, a quick replacement for Andrade, is a great addition to the match, and I almost wish there was a gimmick stipulation added to this one to compliment the athleticism all four guys possess (though maybe it’s better that there isn’t, or else Angelo Dawkins may break his back overdoing a high spot for real this time). I feel like Theory still needs to get his feet wet with some NXT gold before being thrust into a main roster run, so I’ll be happy to see The Street Profits retain in what will probably be a stellar match.

Winners: The Street Profits

Match #7: John Cena vs “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt- Firefly Funhouse match

As John Cena said on Smackdown, he has no idea what a Firefly Funhouse match is. Neither do we. If they do it right, it could be one of the best matches of the entire weekend. We’ve already seen these two wrestle a traditional match on a Mania stage and four years later, it won’t be any more compelling, so it HAS to rely heavily on scare tactics and gimmicks. WWE needs to stop to make its audience believe that Wyatt’s loss to Cena caused his downfall. That’s not the case. Wyatt had all the potential in the WORLD to be a long-term champion, but they failed to pull the trigger. His reign this time around was excellent, but they fed him to Goldberg. It’s THEIR mistake. I hope they begin to right their wrongs by allowing him to finally put Cena away.

Winner: The Fiend

Match #8: Edge vs Randy Orton- Last Man Standing Match

If they give these two the main event slot on either night, I’ll be weeping before they even start. Edge’s return to the ring at the Rumble was a moment I’ll never forget watching, having seen what should have been his last match live at WrestleMania 27 nine long years ago. He truly does look to be in the best shape of his life, and his promos have been masterful. Randy has been at the top of his game too, once again proving that given the correct material, he can main event any show any night of the year. The idea of watching these two wrestle a Last Man Standing match for no one, and the thought of having to watch a guy lay there for a 10-count in silence is just plain eerie. I think it has to be Edge that does it though. It’s been all about grit, and he has that in spades. He probably won’t have a ton of chances to work in the ring, and I’d like to think that most his matches going forward will be used to put over new, younger talent, but for this occasion, the dude deserves to have his hand raised.

Winner: Edge

 

Night #2: 

Match #1 Goldberg vs Braun Strowman- Universal Championship match

Talk about a match with no build. What was supposed to be another Roman Reigns coronation will now most likely be an underwhelming Strowman coronation that will have WWE scrambling to figure out how they will either have to get the belt off him immediately, since he isn’t their ideal choice right now, OR how they could let him have a Mark Henry-type run with that title. I think it could be interesting to see. Goldberg could probably get away with lifting Roman, but never in a million years would he be able to lift Braun at this point in the game. I imagine it’ll be sloppy and sort of awkward to watch, but Goldberg should not be retaining here. It’s just not feasible going forward. They really had him squash The Fiend in Saudi Arabia for no reason. What a shame.

Winner: Braun Strowman

Match #2: The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane) vs Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross- Women’s Tag-Team Championship match

Man, I wish they could have held off on Asuka/Kairi’s feud with Charlotte/Becky till now. THAT would have been a hell of a Mania match, if the latter two didn’t have other things going on right now. Instead we get the Kabuki Warriors against Alexa and Nikki who are great in their own right, particularly Alexa when she’s a heel, but who I just don’t want to see beat two of the best female wrestlers on planet earth. I thought Kairi’s main-roster call-up may have been a bit premature, but she has SHOWN UP and absolutely killed it. Of course, Asuka is Asuka, able to make the comedic bits work while still being fantastic in the ring even if they’ve dragged her down to a shell of her former self. I’ll say Asuka/Kairi get the win, but don’t be surprised to see Alexa/Nikki get the win, if not for the visual of the pair jumping around the ring hugging.

Winner: Asuka and Kairi Sane

Match #3: Charlotte Flair vs Rhea Ripley- NXT Women’s Championship match

This match is definitely going to be better on paper than in the ring. I think Rhea’s in-ring skills are still developing, even if she basically is the total package. She CAN work, she has the personality, she has the look and, based off the build up to this, she looks like a viable challenger for Charlotte (even though she’s the champion), someone who’s literally done everything and has beaten everyone there is to beat. However, I can’t see Charlotte running back to NXT. Even though the division there is stacked, there’s only a few girls there she could conceivably work with. Bianca is one of them, but she’s prime main-roster fodder once we get back to normal. Candace and Io should be as well. So really, the only option is to pull the trigger and allow Rhea to get that massive win. If they believe in her that match, good for her. Let’s see what she does with it.

Winner: Rhea Ripley

Match #4: Elias vs Baron Corbin

Yet another match that should not be happening on a Mania card, but is here to fill the runtime. Corbin has done some great work over the last 6-7 months, but I don’t know why he’s in a throwaway program with Elias, who WWE has seemingly allowed to return from bonafide obscurity for the occasion. Give the win to Corbin, please. Don’t make him look like an idiot on ANOTHER big stage.

Winner: Baron Corbin

Match #5: The Miz and John Morrison vs The Usos vs The New Day- Triple Threat Ladder match for the Smackdown Tag-Team Championships

I’m happy to see Miz and Morrison back together. They’re better together now than they were a decade ago. However, the glaring hole in this scenario is that the focus of the tag-team division on Smackdown STILL involves New Day and The Usos. They’ve had such a hard time building up new teams that it’s just been those two teams playing hot potato with titles and high-caliber match spots for years now. Regardless, this is going to be stellar, whether there’s an audience there to appreciate it or not. Miz apparently worked sick, which is a bit worrisome, but hopefully none of the other guys catch anything from him. I think Miz and Morrison retain here. They’re coasting right now.

Winners: The Miz and John Morrison

Match #6: Sami Zayn vs Daniel Bryan- Intercontinental Championship match

Sami Zayn is capable of playing any character, all while being a wrestling machine. This solo title run, a first for him, is well-deserved, even if all the outside interference is a little distracting. He’s recruited Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura, two guys who WWE has crapped all over, as his right hand men. He’s matched up against Daniel Bryan, who’s second run in WWE has been Shawn Michaels-like; now, of course, at the stage where he’s working hard to get Drew Gulak, another masterful in-ring technician who has been floating around for a few years, over to the masses. All of these guys will most likely play a factor in this, but I’d really like to see Sami retain. He could have a really great heel run with the title if they let him.

Winner: Sami Zayn

Match #7: Undertaker vs AJ Styles- Boneyard Match

What exactly IS a boneyard match? Can you imagine if they show us a tape for an Undetaker match, like they did with The Wyatt/New Day match in the woods, on a show that’s ALREADY taped?? That would be some type of WrestleMania voodoo right there. I’m happy we’re getting Taker/Styles 1-on-1 instead of in the projected 2-on-3 handicap match that had been discussed, even if the lack of audience is going to make Taker’s weaknesses stand out that much more. Styles has Gallows and Anderson by his side for help, but Taker alluded to having help too, during his promo on RAW. Does Mayor Kane make an appearance?? I’d love to see Styles get that rub, but this is the ONLY match I’ll use the excuse that it shouldn’t happen due to lack on fan involvement. You can’t tell a story from audience reactions from home. Taker losing at Mania is big, and Styles is the guy to do it, but it’s just wrong place, wrong time.

Winner: The Undertaker

Match #8: Brock Lesnar vs Drew McIntyre- WWE Championship match

It’s also wrong place, wrong time for McIntyre, but I think they should pull the trigger with this one. Drew’s ascension to the top has been stellar, and he’s looked like the biggest badass on the planet in the entire build to this match. Calm, cool and confident, the look he gave Brock, repeatedly, after Claymore kicking him out of the Rumble match said “Try me, bitch. I’m ready.” In their interactions since, Drew has been ready, countering Brock’s normally devastating moves with ease. Brock has been stellar too though, as always. The way he sold his body, the look in his eyes, after his Rumble elimination was absolutely fantastic, as was his desire for Drew to look as strong as possible after the trio of Claymore’s on the stage a few weeks back. He may have been a bit loud in telling Drew to hold up the belt, but the visual was necessary. If this is Drew’s crowning moment, I’ll be so very proud of him. He’s a viable champion, and has been since his return to main roster status when he aligned himself with Dolph Ziggler. Brock’s run has been great, but this is the job he needs to do. He needs to give Drew this moment.

Winner: Drew McIntyre

 

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Music Of 2019

I wrote my usual somewhat in-depth piece of my favorite songs from the “first quarter”m but here’s a quick breakdown of my favorites from the last three;

Quarter #2

12. Bags- Clairo

11. Not OK- Kygo ft. Chelsea Cutler

10. Somebody Like Me- Ray Fulcher

9. Uh Oh- Norah Jones

8. Don’t Bother Me- The Raconteurs

7. ARE WE STILL FRIENDS- Tyler, The Creator

6. Baby, You’re A Trip- Prince

5. Back In My Arms- Carlie Hanson

4. Happy Not Knowing- Carly Rae Jepsen

3. Jerusalem, New York, Berlin- Vampire Weekend

2. Easier- 5SOS

  1. Bad- James Bay

 

Quarter #3 

12. Ode to Justin Bieber- Hobo Johnson ft. Jack Shoot and JMSEY

11. Hatsheput- Rhapsody ft. Queen Latifah

10. Salt In The Sea- The Lumineers

9. Wishful Thinking- Natasha Bedingfield

8. How to disappear- Lana Del Rey

7.  Feelings- Lauv

6. Faith- Bon Iver

5. Lost In The Light- Midland

4. Hard Sometimes- Ruel

3. Livin For The Weekend- Fitz and the Tantrums

2. It’s Nice To Have A Friend- Taylor Swift

  1. Fastest Horse In Town- Sturgill Simpson

 

Quarter #4

15. Please Don’t Leave The Table- Vagabon

14. Angel’s Song- Arlo Park

13. We Didn’t Make It To The Moon- Milky Chance

12. 7 Seconds- Pete Tong and HERO ft. Grace Carter and Langa Mavuso

11. Change- Arin Ray ft. Kehlani

10. Let’s Fall In Love For The Night- Finneas

9. Arabesque- Coldplay

8. Into You- Quin

7. Somebody Else- Tank ft. Jojo

6. Too Sad To Cry- Sasha Sloan

5. Blinding Lights- The Weeknd

4. Beauty and Essex- Free Nationals ft. Daniel Caeser

3. It Might Be Time- Tame Impala

2. She- Harry Styles

  1. What If I Never Get Over You- Lady Antebellum

 

Here I have my top 15 favorites of the year. It’s not a best songs list, just the ones I enjoyed listening to the most. Some are from the lists above or from my post in the beginning of the year, and some weren’t featured in anything. Enjoy 🙂

Top 15 of 2019

15. Confidence- X Ambassadors ft. K. Flay

Sam Harris and K. Flay trade verses back and forth as lovers at the end of their rope on this chill, vibey cut from X Ambassadors’ “ORION” record. Harris’ vocals have improved tremendously over the last few years (see his performance of “Bring It On Home To Me” with The Roots at SXSW) and while this song doesn’t necessarily showcase his insane vocal chops, he shows enough restraint to match K. Flay’s lilty, breathy tone.

14. SOS- Avicii ft. Aloe Blacc

Released as the lead single ahead of Avicii’s posthumous album “TIM”, the pair behind 2013’s smash hit “Wake Me Up” deliver a bouncy, synth-heavy track about overcoming personal demons; “I get robbed of all my sleep as my thoughts begin to bleed. I’d let go but I don’t know how, I don’t know how but I need you now.” Blacc’s voice is as powerful and commanding as ever, showing off his impressive range on the final chorus as he embodies Avicii’s desire for a fix; “We could be part-time lovers. Can you hear me, SOS? Help me put my mind to rest.”

13. Hard Sometimes- Ruel

Ruel, an impressive young musician from Australia, sings with more conviction and technical skill than Shawn Mendes and most of his superiors did at his age. This track, off his debut record “Free Time”, tells his struggles of being away from friends and family back home while on the fast-track to music superstardom; “Far away from all my friends, I just want that back again. I try to be happy but it’s hard sometimes.”

12. Into You- Julia Michaels

Julia Michaels explains the struggles of ending a relationship with someone in your close circle of friends (which is why I’ve never even tried it); “Every time that a friend gets a text sayin’ you’re gonna be there, I just don’t go. So I don’t run right into you.” Could she be talking about ex-boyfriend Lauv, who would most certainly be a candidate for someone who’d be close to her inner circle? Possibly, but my heart couldn’t take going from their 2018 joint-hit “There’s No Way” to this so quickly.

11. Better- Khalid

Khalid is a bonafide hitmaker, the go-to guy for features in multiple genres including pop, electronic and hip-hop. “Better”, another late-2018 release that didn’t really hit my radar till early 2019, served as the lead single off his record “Free Spirit” and dominated the radio and streaming in the early part of the year. Khalid sings of the pleasures of a typical friends-with-benefits relationship along a skittering trap-beat; “No one’s gotta know what we do, hit me up when you’re bored. Cause I live down the street so hit me when you need and it’s yours.” Despite the adult content, the chorus is instantly recognizable and his vocal is lush and smooth among the trap production.

10. in my head- Ariana Grande

Grande’s Grammy-nominated record “thank u, next” is filled with personal, emotional anecdotes. “in my head”, a fan-favorite that served as an interlude on tour (we’re still mad about it), is the most light-hearted of them all. Over a skittering trap beat complete with a “skrt skrt”, Grande sings of falling in love with a version of someone, i.e. ex-fiancé Pete Davidson, that she created in her head. She shows off her impressive range as per usual, as well as her rap skills, rap-singing the iconic line “Look at you, boy I invented you. Gucci tennis shoes, runnin from your issues.” As much as I love it, I knew that the gooey-eyed flirting on “pete davidson” off of 2018’s “Sweetener” was too good to last.

9. Happy Not Knowing- Carly Rae Jepsen

An underrated cut off Jepsen’s “Dedicated” record. Dominated by the upbeat, heavy synths that have become her signature since the release of the critically acclaimed “EMOTION” in 2015, she sings about not being ready to dive into a relationship and not wanting to know how the other person feels; “If there’s something between you and me baby, I have no time for it. I’m happy not knowing.”

8. Sad Forever- Lauv

Dubbed Rolling Stone’s “Up-and-Coming Heartbreak King”, this song is perfectly on-brand with that cute by slightly over-the-top title. Written during a dark period, Lauv sings of the demons that keep him tied down to his depression and sadness, demons that he is slowly starting to overcome. A poignant, emotional moment in his live show (which I saw three times in one week), you could see him continuing to search for the answers within himself as he quietly sings “I don’t wanna be sad forever, I don’t wanna go one more day. I just wanna wake up and realize everything’s gonna be okay.”

7. Adore You- Harry Styles

By far the best single released thus far off of Styles’ “Fine Line” record. Styles, who proved himself a skilled, versatile vocalist even during his One Direction days, shows off his chops here with gorgeous, clear falsetto riffs and strong belts. His band, who proved early in Harry’s solo career that they’ve got chops (see literally any live performance of Styles’ Prince/Bowie inspired opus “Sign Of The Times”), provide a funky, rock-led instrumental as Styles sings of the things he’d do for a lover; “Walk through fire for you, just let me adore you.”

6. Easier- 5S0S

5SOS scored a massive Billboard top 10 hit in 2018 with “Youngblood”, a song that completed the bands transition from essentially young-adult pop/rock to adult contemporary rock. They followed up with “Easier”, an excellent single that could be best described as “industrial pop”, a genre that Halsey explored on debut record “Badlands” and a clear nod to legendary group Nine Inch Nails. Co-written and produced by Charlie Puth (who is stellar on the remix, by the way), the groups harmonies are tighter than ever and perfectly compliment the darker material.

5. What If I Never Get Over You- Lady Antebellum

A previously-unreleased track (for what reason, I have no idea), included on Lady A’s compilation record “Ocean”. Hillary Scott and Charles Kelley share the spotlight throughout the track, playing opposite roles in a failed relationship, as they have before. They sing of shared fears of not being able to move on from each other; “What if I never get over? What if I never get closure? What if I never get back all the wasted words I told you?” Tight harmonies, a stellar guitar riff and Charles Kelley’s standout solo vocals had me listening to this on repeat for days.

4. This Land- Gary Clark Jr

Gary Clark Jr. unleashes a ferocious, guitar-driven attack on Trump country and modern racists, claiming the house, car and land he owns as his own; “Well I know you think I’m up to something. I’m just eating now, we’re still hungry. And this is mine now, legit. I ain’t leavin’ and you can’t take it from me.” It is a powerful, personal statement by a man who has experienced racism his entire life, and it is finally starting to ripple around.

3. Bad- James Bay

When I saw James play at the Beacon Theatre in New York early in the year, he shook the audience to its core with a stripped-back, solo version of the then-unreleased “Bad”. The recorded version, a full-band version included on his EP “Oh, My Messy Mind”, is just as stirring. Bay sings about wanting, craving a lover, but there’s simply no hope; “Just when I’m ready to get over you, you call me up. And then I crumble when you say you’re getting over us.” On the last chorus, his voice rises to it’s peak but begins to split and crack as he attempts to hold onto whatever love is left; “I want what we had, but what’s broken don’t unbreak.”

2. Grip- Bastille ft. Seeb

This song may have come out in December, 2018, but when I heard it for the first time while at the gym in February, I was instantly hooked. Dan Smith’s voice is as warm and luscious as ever, perfectly lending itself to and matching Seeb’s heavy production. The weight of the production matches the gravitas of the lyrics, as Smith sings about escaping from the darkness of reality; “The devils got my arms and it pulls me back into the night, but I should just walk away.” Pounding drums, some vocal layering and a killer drop created the perfect one-two punch combo of a pre-chorus and chorus, with Smith effortlessly floating between vocal registers.

  1. The Killing Kind- Marianas Trench

My favorite song of the year is a near-seven minute opus that serves as the final track on Marianas Trench’s “Phantoms” record, in which lead-singer Josh Ramsay showcases his almost inhuman vocal range. Ramsay called it a “descent into madness”, which is definitely portrayed in the lyrics; “One for the memory, two for the pain. Singing ‘don’t love the bottle with a deeper disdain’.”, but for the listener, it’s simply euphoric. Inspired by the work of Edgar Allen Poe, as was the rest of the record, the final chapter of what could be described as a four or five part aria is as explosive, musically and vocally, as you’ll hear in today’s musical landscape.

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100 Down: Special Nights At The Garden, Metlife and More

I hit my 100th concert last week, so I figured I’d write a “little” piece on my top 10 favorite shows that I’ve been to so far to celebrate 🙂

Honorable Mentions 

3. Taylor Swift: 1989 Tour- MetLife Stadium

  • Openers: Shawn Mendes, HAIM and Vance Joy

Not only does Taylor Swift turn her summer tours into mini festivals, with three big name opening acts to keep the crowd occupied before her set, but at a staggering 2 hour and 23 minute runtime (I kept note of it), she does the stadium atmosphere justice in a way that other pop acts just can’t.

1989 is an iconic album. It just is. That’s how she could get away with only four songs, excluding the one(s) performed with special guests, on the tour setlist that are NOT from 1989. I personally didn’t care too much for the big, bright production numbers like “I Wish You Would” or “Welcome To New York”, but it was the darker moments like the haunting, oozing reimagination of “I Knew You Were Trouble” or seeing her perform, for the first time that tour, a stripped-down version of “You Belong With Me” that really made an impact.

Many of the cuts off of “1989” were absolutely stunning live. From the shimmering “This Love”, “Style”, with its simple yet effective choreography and many of Taylor’s famous friends, like Gigi Hadid and Karlie Kloss, serving as runway models, “I Know Places” which felt bolder and grander than ever and “Clean”, with an extended inspirational speech from Taylor as she stood on a platform that put her just over the heads of the crowd. However, the highlight of the show was her performance of “Out Of The Woods”. The musicality that her entire band, backup singers included, showed during that song, which probably ran for about six minutes, was extraordinary. Taylor held her own during that song too, with soaring vocals and fierce, dominating stage presence.

2. John Mayer: The Search For Everything Tour- Jones Beach Theatre

  • Opener: Dawes

The rollout of Mayer’s latest record, “The Search For Everything”, consisted of two EP releases over the few months leading up to the full album. By the time it came out, we’d heard almost everything from it. It may not have been my favorite strategy, but when the tour was announced, I knew I was there regardless.

Mayer’s setlist spanned his already lengthy career. From early hits like “No Such Thing” and “Daughters”, “Search For Everything” cuts “In The Blood” and my personal favorite “Moving On and Getting Over” and stellar covers, including his iconic take on Tom Petty’s “Free Fallin'”. There was truly something for everyone. The three songs performed alongside Pino Palladino and Steve Jordan as the John Mayer Trio were obvious highlights, but their cover of Jimi Hendrick’s “Wait Until Tomorrow” was absolutely sublime. Just three sickeningly talented world-class musicians essentially jamming for fun while the rest of us look on in awe.

It was an absolute privilege to see him play “Slow Dancing In A Burning Room” and “Gravity” live. During “Gravity”, I just closed my eyes and tried to take it all in, hoping he’d just rip for 10-15 minutes. It didn’t last quite that long, but it was still a stellar showing of musicianship.

  1. Bon Jovi: Live 2011- Madison Square Garden

After seeing Bon Jovi for the first time at MetLife Stadium on his “The Circle Tour” just a little under a year prior, I walked into The Garden a little older and a little more familiar with the music. I know, I know. There are other, better rock bands out there. I’ve seen some of them since. But at 14 years old, seeing a show like that was pretty eye-opening.

I looked around during the opening song, “Raise Your Hands”, and saw the sellout crowd instantly connected to New Jersey’s favorite band, “Bad Medicine”, with an interpolation of the Isley Brothers “Shout” and “Have A Nice Day” had the crowd rocking and “Bed Of Roses”, one of my favorite power ballads, was performed to perfection. As per usual, they concluded their encore set with “Livin’ On A Prayer. Jon simply smiled and held the mic out of the fans for most of it, allowing us to have our moment. The band then exited the stage, but the lights did not come back on. Not yet.

They returned for a second encore of “In These Arms”, a cut from ’92 record “Keep The Faith” and the underrated, sparingly-used monstrous power ballad that is “Always”. 28 songs into the set, Jon’s voice refused to waver as he powered through his ultimate testament of love, with his body practically pulsating from the feeling of it. He stepped back while guitarist Richie Sambora delivered a guitar solo from the heavens that sent the crowd into a frenzy and me into my first out-of-body-experience. For one second I wondered if the rumors were true….that sometimes you can hear the roar of the crowd of the wail of a guitar within MSG down on the streets below. I wondered if anyone on the outside could hear those incredible sounds, but I snapped right back, my little 14-year-old body pounding the air like a set of human drums.

 

Top 10 

10. Hunter Hayes: Cat Country 98.1 Presents….- Bold Point Park, Providence, RI

  • Openers: Noah Schnacky and Jillian Cardarelli

Hunter Hayes is easily one of the most visceral performers of our generation. Arguably the best male vocalist of his genre and one of the best musicians, country or not, that you’ll ever see. Five years after seeing him open for Carrie Underwood on her “Blown Away” tour, I got to see him once again at this one-off show in Providence.

He’d perform rousing, extended versions of early hits like “Storm Warning” (a personal favorite) and “Everybody’s Got Somebody But Me”, newer songs like the mature, heartfelt ballads “Dear God” and “Tell Me” and new single “One Shot” that showed off his fun-loving, looser side. The unreleased “Tell Me” was a highlight, his vocals soaring to new heights, as was “Invisible”, a song I had dreamed of seeing him perform live for years. I raised my arms and shed many tears as he belted out the uplifting track; “Hear me out, there’s so much more to life than what you’re feeling now. Someday you’ll look back on all these days, and all this pain is gonna be invisible.”

With guitars wailing, he concluded the main set with fan favorite “I Want Crazy”. I looked over at Celine, a family friend from Germany, who was dancing and singing along to every word, and was reminded of just how universal music really is. It was one of the best feel-good moments I’ve had at a concert in a long time.

9. Nightly: Nightly Headline Tour- Mercury Lounge

  • Opener: Phangs

I was first exposed to Nightly when I saw them open for rapper NF at his show at New York’s PlayStation Theatre in early 2018. The Nashville-based band straight up out-performed the rapper that night, showcasing songs from their debut EP “Honest”. I was a fan almost instantly.

They’d finally announce a headline tour of their own, which included a stop at the intimate Mercury Lounge on legendary Houston Street. I stood front row and watched as they performed a respectable 13-song set that included the rock-leaning “Miss You Like Hell”, the slow, atmospheric “Twenty Something” and “Honest”, a fantastic cut from their EP of the same name. The highlight of the night was their performance of perhaps their most beloved song, “No Vacancy”. The synth-heavy, driving track is a shot in the dark, a rare gem of a song to come out of an upstart band.

I got to talk with lead singer, Jon, for a few minutes after the show. With people waiting behind me, he was as attentive, humble and conversational as any artist I’ve ever met. I will most certainly be at more Nightly shows down the road, and I am excited to watch their career grow before my eyes.

8. Justin Timberlake: 20/20 Experience Tour- Izod Center

  • Opener: The Weeknd

Yep, you read that right. The Weeknd actually opened for Justin Timberlake. I just remember looking around, not really getting it, and asking someone who the hell was up there. “Oh man,” said the guy behind me. “That’s the new Michael Jackson right there.” I kind of scoffed at that comment, but little did I know what was coming and what had already been delivered.

As far as Justin Timberlake goes, the dude played for 2 hours and 40 something minutes. I mean, how could you not play a long show when you’re touring a double record where most of the songs are over five minutes? The stamina and vocal endurance he showed that night, especially for a guy whose songs are SUPER rangey, was actually quite remarkable. Also, it was super classy. He wore a suit for the entire show, and his whole band were decked out as well. It felt like a Harry Connick Jr. show but like, less pompous. And, you know, pop music.

“Drink You Away”, “Only When I Walk Away”, a cover of Michael Jackson’s “Human Nature” and “Pusher Love Girl” were highlights, but my favorite moments of the night were the closing songs of both halves. “Cry Me A River”, a song that was already well over a decade old at that point, had the entire crowd doing the one-arm drop thing, whatever you wanna call it, like we were in a club. His vocal on it was pretty sick too. That song closed the first half, while “Mirrors” concluded the second. I wanted nothing more then for “Mirrors” live to be what I saw on TV when he performed it as part of his Video Vanguard medley at the VMA’s….the entire crowd clapping in sync during that bridge, and a whole lot of guitar action. I got what I wanted, because that’s pretty much what happened and it was glorious.

I would also like to point out that halfway through the second act, the giant platform he and some of his band were on started slowly moving across the floor towards the back of the arena. And it kept getting closer and closer until he was just a stones throw away. I know Pink is literally flying into the crowd these days, but I thought that was really cool. It cemented him as a dynamic performer who wanted the entire crowd to feel close to him, no matter where they were sitting.

7. Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett: Cheek To Cheek Tour- Radio City Music Hall

Rarely do you get to see two of the most prolific artists from two completely different generations come together. Lady Gaga, at that point, had ruled pop music for about five years and Tony Bennett’s legendary career spanned more than half a century, but it was a match made in heaven.

With a full band behind them, the pair performed songs from their joint record “Cheek To Cheek” such as “Anything Goes” and “Nature Boy” as well as other standards like “The Lady Is A Tramp”. Even with the 60 year age difference, the love and respect they share for each other and for the timeless music they were showcasing was clear as day. However, the highlights of the night came from their individual performances. Gaga, though visibly drunk off her ass, performed a guttural, chilling rendition of “La Vie En Rose” that brought the crowd to its feet. Tony Bennett would not be outdone, delivering a jaw-dropping cover of Frank Sinatra’s “Fly Me To The Moon” with no microphone. Accompanied by just an acoustic guitar, his powerful voice bounced off the walls of the legendary New York venue, reaching the last row with ease. With my heart thumping inside me, it took everything I had to stay seated until the end of the performance. It truly does not get better than that.

6. Wallows: Wallows Winter Tour- Bowery Ballroom

  • Opener: Field Medic

The early days of Wallows were really something special if you were around to be a part of it. They played a show at The Mercury Lounge, their first in New York, in August, 2017 and I’ll be honest, I walked in with no expectations but left literally crapping my pants. Dylan, who stars as Clay Jensen in the hit Netflix series “13 Reasons Why”, was an absolutely enigmatic performer even then.

Their next New York gig was at the Bowery about eight months later, but it still felt like an “our little secret” kind of situation as they still really hadn’t blown up yet. They had a bit more material to go off of this time around, performing early favorites like “Pleaser” and “Pulling Leaves Off Trees” as well as newer stuff from their “Spring” EP such as “Pictures Of Girls” and “It’s Only Right”. They’re billed as an alternative band from California, but with the electric energy that exudes from them onstage, they feel more like a hardened rock band. It’s truly a sight to see.

“Uncomfortable”, a fantastic song that’s never found a home on any of their projects, was a highlight for me, as was “1980’s Horror Film”, performed solo by Braeden. There aren’t a lot of small, quiet moments at a Wallows show, but with Dylan and Cole sitting cross-legged on the floor, Braeden delivered a stripped, tender performance that took the crowds breath away. I’m not often a fan of how his voice sounds on recordings, but live, he really holds up.

5. Bleachers: Gone Now Era- Part 2- House of Blues, Boston

  • Openers: Amy Shark and Bishop Briggs

It was a combination of a cute guy and live music that took me on an adventure to Boston in November, 2017. I drove up from Purchase for a date and even though I ultimately ended up getting rejected, Bleachers made sure it was the best damn rejection I’ve ever been handed.

I was, at best, a casual Bleachers fan. I’d listened to both of their records and I liked them, but it wasn’t something I was falling head over heels for. I was, however, falling head over heels for the boy from Northeastern University, so I was gonna fake it till I made it. But by the end of the night, I was absolutely obsessed. Bleachers, led by Jack Antonoff, whose track record as a songwriter/producer for artists like Taylor Swift and Lorde is well-documented, are absolutely magnetic live. Even at the tail end of a long, LONG touring cycle, they performed like they were on steroids. They could have filled a stadium with the sound they were producing. Antonoff, for someone so often found behind the scenes, is a spectacular front man, almost performing as an alternate version of himself onstage.

Early favorites like “Wild Heart” and the adrenaline-fueled “Rollercoaster” pumped up the dedicated crowd of die-hards, as did newer cuts like “Foreign Girls” and “Let’s Get Married”. Antonoff, a former member of the popular band fun., led the crowd in a sing-a-long of well-known hit “Carry On” and a sweet cover of Tom Petty’s “American Girl”. The highlight of the night was the bands earliest hit, “I Wanna Get Better”. Many fans could be seen showing off tattoos or signs of the lyrics, as they literally poured anything they were feeling out in front of them at that moment, screaming the self-care anthem with no reservations. It was a mind-blowing sight to see, and that song has since become very special to me as well.

4. Mary J. Blige and Maxwell: King and Queen of Hearts Tour- Madison Square Garden

  • Opener: Ro James

In the days following Trump’s 2016 election victory, I needed something to make me forget about everything. I got it in the form of a direct message on Twitter from Complex Music, saying I’d won tickets to Mary J. and Maxwell at The Garden just two days later. I was thrilled.

My friend Ashley and I walked into the venue, picked up our tickets and went to look at the map to see where we’d be sitting. “Ash,” I said in a mix of fear and excitement. “We’re second row center.” We walked down the aisle to the very front of the building that I have worshipped for years and sat down in our seat, which was close enough to literally touch the world’s most iconic stage. I was on cloud nine.

Honestly, I stuck out like a sore thumb. Not only was I male, but I was the only white person as far as the eye could see. That didn’t stop me from having fun though. I sang and danced along to Mary J’s set, that included “Real Love”, “Good Woman Down” and new hit “Thick Of It”, holding my own with the urban crowd. Her performance of “No More Drama” was as intense and fiery as you’d expect from the reigning queen of R&B.

Maxwell was next, and I was unprepared for what I was about to experience. His suave, silky-smooth voice and bravado was unlike anything I’d ever seen. Truly the king of neo-soul, he and his ethereal backing band were absolute perfection. Every collective full-band hit, vocal run and riff and effortless transition into his iconic falsetto sent shivers down my spine. I audibly gasped and screamed “OH MY GOD” or “ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME” over and over, and Maxwell, standing directly in front of me most of the time, couldn’t help but turn and smile at me. He knew he had me hooked. His cover of Kate Bush’s “This Woman’s Work”, new song “Lake By The Ocean” and classic 90’s hit “….Till The Cops Come Knockin'” were highlights, but the whole set was just magic.

3. Eric Church: Holdin My Own Tour- Barclay’s Center

No disrespect to Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton or any of country music’s biggest stars, no one in the genre puts on a show like Eric Church. I was always a fan of Church’s darker, sinister take on “bro country”, especially with the added touch of the rock music that inspired him growing up i.e, Bruce Springsteen.

Whether it was the full-band, high energy moments of “The Outsiders” and “Give Me Back My Hometown” or the many, MANY smaller, more intimate moments like “Record Year”, “Mr. Misunderstood” and “Kill A Word”, the crowd at the Barclay’s Center was connected and engaged with country music’s resident storyteller, as well as the many beers that he encouraged us to drink. I left during “Three Year Old”, but he was showing no signs of stopping yet. While most pop artists play 90 minute shows and established country artists typically hit around two hours, Church played for well over three hours with a whopping 39 songs on the setlist. The “Rolling Stone” article about the show helped cement it as both an important moment in Church’s career and really, an open to challenge to live performers of all genres to step up their game.

2. U2: Innocence + Experience Tour- Madison Square Garden

What’s better than ending a leg of a tour at Madison Square Garden? Ending a leg of a tour with NINE shows at Madison Square Garden. I may have missed special guests like Paul Simon and Bruce Springsteen (that one hurt) at shows throughout the mini-residency, but seeing my favorite band of all time live for the first time was exhilarating. A total dream come true.

U2’s live stage show is absolutely immaculate. Not only is it the biggest band on the planet casually performing some of the most iconic rock songs in history like “With Or Without You” or “When The Streets Have No Name”, but the set design and visual effects are the best you’ll EVER see. Who else decides that they want to walk and play through a double-sided video screen that takes up almost the entire length of the stage? Nobody. Absolutely nobody.

The band performed songs from their “Songs Of Innocence” record (the one we all got on our phones in 2014), like the dark, twisted “Raised By Wolves”, the nostalgia-driven “Cedarwood Road” and a piano version of the emotional “Song For Someone”. Of course, the real highlights came from the most well-known tracks. “Angel Of Harlem”, performed with an international fan in the front row, “Beautiful Day” and “City Of Blinding Lights” were as euphoric as I imagined them, as were the iconic “Joshua Tree” cuts mentioned in the paragraph above. The band seemed to be going back and forth between “One” and “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” as the closing song throughout the tour, and while I was hoping for the latter, as it’s truly one of my favorite songs of all time, looking around and seeing 15,000+ people sing the lyrics to “One” in unison was truly one of the most awe-inspiring things I’ve ever seen.

  1. Global Citizen Festival 2015: Beyoncé, Pearl Jam, Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, Tori Kelly, Common, Sting- Central Park

My Global Citizen story is like something out of a movie. I won the tickets the day before on Twitter from H&M, so I texted my best friend Matt and basically told him we were in for a wild ride. Through sheer luck, divine intervention or whatever you want to call it, Matt’s dad got me in touch with one of his connections who promised to get us in a great spot. We were taken through the back entrance via unmarked police car, and as we walked up the steps to the backstage area, were told, “Whatever you do, just don’t attack anyone.” Before I could even process what was meant by that, we walked past Jay-Z, Michelle Obama’s office and Leonardo DiCaprio. It gets better.

As we’re standing backstage listening to Tori Kelly, surrounded by industry people, influencers and Lord knows who else, I look to my right and see Scooter Braun, manager of Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande. I then look to my left and see Ed Sheeran. Frozen, panicked and ecstatic are just a few words to describe myself in that moment. “Noah, go up to one of them and say hi!”, said a police officer. Before I could muster the strength to do so, I get a tap on the shoulder. “Hey man,” said one of the college-age kids we were hanging around with. “Eddie Vedder wants to say hi to us.” Eddie Vedder. Of Pearl Jam. One of my favorite bands of all time. I almost had a heart attack.

After meeting with Vedder, we were taken out into the “friends and family” section of the VIP area. Kerry Washington came over to say hello. Bill Gates walked up and asked how we were doing. It was a literal dream.

We missed Coldplay due to the whole “waiting for a car/going backstage” thing, so Ed Sheeran was first up. If you’ve ever seen Sheeran play live, you know what he’s about. Nothing onstage but him, his guitar and a loop pedal. I was mesmerized by his extended performance of “Photograph”, a song that I could normally shrug off, but the live rendition with the added looping, harmonized vocals was absolutely astounding to watch. He followed up with fantastic live renditions of “Bloodstream”, “Don’t” and “The A-Team”. I was floored. I almost start to cry when I talk about it to this day.

Though he wasn’t n the official bill, Common was up next and I freaked the f*ck out. I’m a huge fan. Alongside backup singer Tasha Cobbs, who has gone onto have incredible solo success since, the pair performed a chilling rendition of “Glory” his collaboration with John Legend for the movie “Selma”. The next thing I know, they’re playing “Every Breath You Take” by The Police and I realize that the long-bearded man next to Common is freakin Sting, looking totally unrecognizable but sounding fantastic, as he does. I almost fell on the floor. Only in New York, man.

Beyoncé was next and honestly, it’s not fair. It’s not fair that thousands of other artists have to get up onstage knowing that they don’t and will never have anywhere close to the amount of charisma, magnetic energy and straight up vocal chops that Beyoncé has. She is truly in a class all on her own. Her performance of “1+1” that night literally had me on the ground, pounding the grass. “Diva”, “Crazy In Love”, “Ring The Alarm” and “Flawless” were an instant reminder that her discography is second to none, and not to mention, had me dancing, with all my walls down and cares off the table, with people I’d never met before. It was an incredible moment. Watching her, you feel powerful, you feel strong, you feel independent. You feel everything you need to.

How do you follow that? HOW do you follow that? With Pearl Jam, that’s how. Electrifying, loud, gritty and powerful, their set was impeccable. “Better Man”, “Lightning Bolt” and “Alive” lit a fire in me like nothing I’ve ever felt before, while acoustic versions of John Lennon’s “Imagine”, as Vedder stared out at the New York City skyline and the hotel Lennon wrote the song in, and Bob Marley’s “Redemption Song”, with a little help from Beyoncé, brought me back down to myself. It was one of the biggest bands in the world showing their versatility in just an hour, and it was unreal.

 

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Music Of 2019: My Favorites….So Far

Some of my favorites of the year so far, ranging from underrated pop tracks to alternative rock to grime.

Honorable Mentions 

3. Woman- Karen O and Danger Mouse

2. Goat Talk- T-Pain ft. Lil Wayne

  1. Power On- James Blake

 

Top 12

12. Poetry By Dead Men- Sara Bareilles

To some, the last time they heard the name Sara Bareilles was perhaps when she was nominated for Album Of The Year at the 2013 Grammy Awards for her lovely “The Blessed Unrest” record. To others, Bareilles has been a constant in our ears over the last few years as the creative genius behind the songs of the Broadway musical “Waitress”. The shows big number, “She Used To Be Mine”, has become a modern theatre standard and has been sung by some of the greatest voices of the genre.

Finally, she’s back with a new pop record. “Amidst The Chaos” is both politically and socially charged, and an intimate look into Bareilles’ current mind state. On “Poetry By Dead Men”, she brilliantly covers that time in between the talking stage and the committed stage, where you just want that person to get with it; “I wanted to be your girl in a white T-shirt. Over coffee, stirrin in the cinnamon, while you read poetry by dead men.” Bareilles has such a knack for understated, complex melodies and vocal patterns, and this song is full of them. She so expertly navigates the muddy musical terrain she dug herself into, and it’s just gorgeous.

11. Twenty Something- Nightly

Sometimes you can’t help but be partial to the artists you love. Nightly is an alt-rock band out of Nashville that immediately landed on my radar when I saw them open up for NF last year in New York. With fantastic songs like “Honest” and the mesmerizing “No Vacancy” on their set, I was blown away by the musicality and they have been one of my favorite acts since.

A departure from their usual high-energy rock-tinged sound, the boys of Nightly slow it down with this brooding, mature track that has elements of an updated Snow Patrol-type sound. Lead singer Jon comforts a lover by ensuring her that even if they need to take time away from each other, that spark is always there; “So don’t freak out, we’re only twenty something. All I know is that with you there’s something.” Like with their standout track “No Vacancy”, Jon fills the instrumental space at the end of the track with his strong falsetto, allowing the song to finish organically.

10. it’s not u it’s me- Bea Miller ft. 6LACK

The X Factor star-turned pop star is back with a new single featuring Atlanta rapper 6LACK. It’s restrained and slinky, a nice adaptation to the current sound of pop music and a far cry from the monstrous “motherlove”, the standout track from her 2018 record “aurora”. Bea sings about breaking off a relationship to better focus on herself, as well as being the reason why the relationship isn’t working; “I don’t want you blaming yourself, it’s bad for your health. Cause honestly, it’s not u it’s me.” Her vocals, while still maturing, are restrained and alluring, though her signature rasp and grit are still present. 6LACK’s feature, the highlight of the track, adds some suave and bravado that perfectly counterbalance Miller’s attempts at being coy. He flows expertly over the beat, staying in his lower register. Very Bryson Tiller.

9. ghostin- Ariana Grande

The standout track off of “thank u, next”, Grande channels all of the emotions surrounding Mac Miller’s untimely death into this atmospheric, introspective ballad that, even at first listen, seems like a novelty in the most intimate, personal way possible. The heartbreaking second verse is the hardest to take in. As she grieves over Mac’s death, she lays in bed with Pete Davidson wishing of a different outcome; “Though I wish he were here instead, don’t want that living in your head. He just comes to visit me when I’m dreaming every now and then.” Her voice slightly crackles and shivers as she belts out the second chorus, letting the world see the wounds that are still open. As a massive Mac Miller fan, I cried my eyes out to this at first listen, but as a listener, you can’t help but be amazed by Grande’s willingness to jump into a booth and transform her pain into music.

8. Why Do You Believe Me?- Broods

Australian duo Broods is quite versatile. They had a hand in Lorde’s smash 2013 single “Royals” and are responsible for what is still one of my favorite songs of the decade, “Freak Of Nature” featuring Tove Lo off of their 2015 record “Conscious”. In contrast to “Royals”, which is tepid and chill, “Freak Of Nature” is an absolute monster complete with soaring vocals and huge, swelling instrumentation.

On “Why Do You Believe Me”, singer Georgia Nott shows off the quieter side to her voice, allowing the tribal-like rhythm and soft-electronic production to guide her. She sings about people in their lives, those who are on the outside of their fame, not understanding that all of the perks and the smokescreen of life in music is not all it is cracked up to be; “Why do you believe me when I say I’ve got it all? Maybe cause I laugh and get back up each time I fall.”

7. World’s Apart- Wallows

Another example of me being partial to a band I love. Wallows is a California-based band led by 13 Reasons Why star, Dylan Minnette. I’ve seen the band live twice at the time of this writing, with another show coming up in just about a week, and they are absolutely electric. They are on the festival route this summer, with Coachella already under their belt. They are certainly ones to look out for.

Easily one of my favorite tracks off their debut album “Nothing Happens”, highlighted by an impressive extended instrumental outro that shows each of the boys at their best. Braeden takes lead vocal for the track, singing about that feeling of nothing making sense, or that feeling of doing things out of order, when you have to be away from the person you love; “I stayed inside to watch the rain again. I watched all my movies from the end to the start. And I can’t help but think about you when the trailers start, cause I know we’re worlds apart.”

6. 365- Katy Perry and Zedd

After the confused, muddled mess that was “Witness”, Katy Perry is back on the right track with this understated pop track that may not be on everyone’s playlists at the beach this summer, but it’ll give you a little taste of the good times. Perry assists Zedd, whose production follows a similar futuristic, time-ticking trajectory that made “Stay”, featuring Alessia Cara, and “The Middle”, featuring Maren Morris and Grey, two of the biggest hits of his career.

Perry sounds gorgeous on the verses. Her lilty falsetto shines bright without much to distract in the background; “Waking up next to you in the middle of the week. Never needed anyone to send me off to sleep.” The chorus is a nice burst of synths mixed with a darker energy then most pop songs, and while it’s not as bombastic as some of Perry’s biggest hits (“Firework”, “Roar”) she does a good job of keeping it simple.

5. Boys From Tralee- Patty Griffin

Patty Griffin is the artist behind “Up To The Mountain (MLK Song)”, one of my favorite songs of all time. After seeing Kelly Clarkson cover it on tour a while back, I did some research and was surprised to find that the song did not come from the era of Joan Baez or Joni Mitchell, but was, at the time, only a few years old, as it was released in 2005. It is one of those rare moments where a song grabs hold of you and puts you under a spell.

“Boys From Tralee”, off of Griffin’s self-titled record, tells the story of her grandfather’s immigration from Ireland to Canada; “Four boys from Tralee, forty days out on the sea. Without home or family, nowhere left to go”. Griffin has one of the truest, finest storyteller voices in music, so the subject matter is appropriate for her. Her voice crackles under the weight of her families history, but still remains the center of attention even as the quick, mesmerizing sounds of Americana-folk guitar attempt to draw the listener in.

4. my strange addiction- Billie Eilish

This doesn’t usually bode well for me in an era of streaming and capitalizing off of any major momentum, but I’m generally not a fan of more than two singles released prior to an album drop. ESPECIALLY a debut record, where the whole point is for fans to get to know this new artist. To introduce a new artist to the masses. Eilish proved my ass wrong, cranking out four excellent singles in the buildup to “When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?” and generating more and more buzz with each one. The record was about as highly anticipated as it gets and it did not disappoint. Her rise to the top of the industry has been lightning quick, but it is well-deserved.

“my strange addiction” is one of my favorites off the record. Here she is at 17 years old singing about addiction and obsession, things that kids her age and many of us who are older are not able to fully process. She writes about these very mature feelings in such a poignant, detailed way, and does so while detracting her personal actions from the darker, troubling messages within the lyric; “Deadly fever, please don’t ever break. Be my reliever, cause I don’t self-medicate.”

3. My Skin My Logo- Solange ft. Gucci Mane

This is a song that, as a white man, I don’t need to understand. And that’s fine with me, because while I feel like I have an idea (this is the girl who wrote “A Seat At The ‘freakin’ Table” and whose sister wrote “Formation”), I just enjoy the light airiness to it. I enjoy the jazz influences, and I wish Esperanza Spalding could have played on it. Maybe Solange took a trip to New Orleans as a kid and brought some of the iconic sounds that define that cities streets back home with her to Houston. The way Gucci Mane says the title phrase at the end of his verse with so much bravado and confidence gives me chill. Great track.

2. 187- Giggs

I’ve been enamored with grime, the UK’s premier rap/hip-hop genre, ever since I first listened to Stormzy in my early college days. In America, we get this flavorless mumble rap done by 1000 guys who all sound the same, while the UK gets rough in texture, well-produced and well-written projects by guys who are hungry to be anything but what you’ve already heard before.

With “187”, the lead single off of “Big Bad…” Giggs makes himself out to be the Pusha T of the UK rap scene. Hard-hitting, dark and brooding, the song makes you feel like you have to look over your shoulder. With a small circle of friends close by, Giggs is ready for the imminent danger. He’s ready for whatever, or rather whoever, is lurking; “Might pull up with a thot, now everyone’s at Hollowman’s local. Might pull up where it’s hot.”

  1. This Land- Gary Clark Jr.

Gary Clark Jr. gives the middle finger to those with a false sense of entitlement in Trump’s America. With loud, raucous, psychedelic guitars wailing, he draws his name in the sand; “F*** you, I’m America’s son, this is where I come from. This land is mine.” Clark Jr. follows in the footsteps of Pearl Jam and Depeche Mode, continuing the music industry’s ongoing attack on the current administration, but as a black man, there’s a little bit more grit and anger there, both in the voice and in the guitar that soars high above the clouds.

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PC: Substream Magazine

 

WrestleMania 35 Main Event: What Went Wrong?

With WrestleMania 35 over a week behind us, I’ve had a lot of time to reflect on the main event match between Charlotte Flair, Ronda Rousey and Becky Lynch. The first EVER woman’s main event in WrestleMania’s iconic 35 year legacy. A winner-take-all match for both the Smackdown and RAW Woman’s Championships to close out the show in front of 80,000+ in the shadows of the greatest city in the world, New York City. It truly does not get bigger than that, does it?

Unfortunately, the match didn’t live up to the hype. Neither did the build-up. It was an overblown mess of ideas that never needed to go any further than the very simple seed that was planted months and months before. Let’s discuss.

 

The Build 

Ronda Rousey vs Becky Lynch was set in stone for Survivor Series. That feud was white hot just six days before the match, but was unceremoniously halted by one haywire punch from Nia Jax that broke Becky’s nose. The final scene of the go-home RAW leading to Survivor Series was a bloody Becky Lynch taunting Ronda, down on the mat after a vicious beating with a chair, from the crowd. Speculation immediately began online that Becky was hurt and that the match would probably have to be scrapped. The next night, Charlotte Flair was announced as the substitute. Flair and Rousey had a great match at Survivor Series, but it did not have a definitive end. There was unfinished business. But it could wait.

Becky dropped the Smackdown Woman’s championship to Asuka at TLC and failed to win it back from her at the Royal Rumble. “How does Becky get to WrestleMania now??” asked the casual fan. Simple. You do exactly what they did. With Lana “injured”, you have Becky take her spot. She walks in the ring and the first person she steps up to is none other than Nia Jax, the person who took her out of a white-hot feud with Ronda in the first place. When I watched that match and saw Becky march right up to Nia as soon as she got in the ring, my heart skipped a beat. I screamed. I did all the things. It was just too perfect. Becky won the Rumble after a nice back-and-forth exchange with Charlotte Flair, and finally, the unofficial main event of WrestleMania was set.

Soon after that though, it all fell apart. They had 10 weeks or so of television to write and it became very obvious that they were running out of ideas. Becky’s leg was injured, then all of a sudden it wasn’t. Becky is suspended, then all of a sudden she isn’t. Ronda is pleading with the McMahon’s for Becky’s suspension to be lifted when she’s supposed to be playing the heel, who is not supposed to WANT to be challenged for their title. They tried to make Becky look like Stone Cold for a while, then that stopped out of nowhere. Perhaps an angle with Vince himself was coming, but it never happened and Becky cooled off a lot. It was all just very sloppy.

But still, it never needed to be anything more than Ronda vs Becky.

Then Charlotte Flair was added to the mix. Two freakin weeks before WrestleMania, she captures the Smackdown Woman’s championship from Asuka, resulting in the winner-take-all stipulation. That little bit HAD to have been a VERY last minute decision, as there was a multi-woman match booked for that episode of Smackdown to determine who would face Asuka at Mania and it was probably going to be Naomi. Did WrestleMania NEED another match to add to it’s already monstrous card? No, but the two would have absolutely killed it. Instead, you leave Asuka and all those girls with nothing but a spot in the Mania woman’s battle royal. Charlotte held onto that title for TWO WEEKS before losing it to Becky. It was very disheartening and very frustrating, as Asuka is clearly one of the best in the world but Vince McMahon does not see it that way, apparently.

The saving grace was the go-home show for Mania when those three girls kicked the living crap out of each other while being detained by police. It was a hysterical, magical sight to see.

The Match

The main card of WrestleMania didn’t start until 7 p.m. There were 13 matches on the main card, so by the time we finally got to the main event, it was midnight. For those of us who were there, by that time, all we wanted to do was leave. MetLife Stadium is in bumblef*ck New Jersey and I knew, I KNEW that there wouldn’t be enough transportation to get everyone out of the area quickly and efficiently. It was a far cry from last year in New Orleans where my friends and I walked down the steps of the Superdome and down the 10 or so blocks to our hotel in 20 minutes or so. By the time the match started, there was no way the hype for it was going to be anywhere near what it should have been. This was the first time EVER that a woman’s match is main-eventing a WrestleMania…..this is a HUGE deal. But after 16 matches prior to it, including Seth Rollins and Kofi Kingston’s emotional title wins earlier in the night, the crowd was just not in a place to really give those girls the kind of ovation they deserved.

The match itself, regardless of how lukewarm the crowd was, was rushed and sloppy. Ronda and Charlotte were blown up not even halfway into it. Ronda wasn’t as noticeable, but, as always, it was etched all over Charlotte’s face and it showed in her in-ring performance. There were a few spots that I thought were well-executed, but the bigger ones, especially the table spot, were not. RARELY does a table-in-the-corner spot work. And really, after Charlotte’s botched table spot in the Hell In A Cell match with Sasha Banks, she should have never been given the green light to go for another one in an another high-pressure situation. The table barely cracked, again, and it made all of them look foolish.

The biggest pop of the match came from when it was Becky and Ronda alone in the ring, staring each other down. THAT was the match. THAT was what it could have been. You could have gotten THAT reaction the entire time.

The finish was awkward and clearly not-intended, but still, it happened. The first ever woman’s main event of WrestleMania ended with a roll-up pin. It HAD to have been definitive, but it wasn’t, and that is really disappointing. Sure, you can blame the referee, but you can also blame Ronda. Her shoulders were up before he even counted one, so if she saw that he was still going, why didn’t she kick out again?? Quick thinking could have saved the situation. She’s a professional, and she gets paid big bucks to perform in these major events. She should be able to think on her feet.

I saw with my own two eyes that the match ended on a roll-up pin, so I cheered for all of 5 seconds before I was like “wait, what the f*ck?” I looked at my dad and said “Let’s go.” I didn’t care to see the celebration, the fireworks, nothing. I was glad it was over. It could have been something so beautiful and it was just something so mediocre and half-baked.

Reports are now going around that WWE will want to do Becky vs Ronda one-on-one at some point. I, personally, will not care for it as much when it happens. It was written in the stars for WrestleMania 35 and it could have happened. It could have been such an incredible moment. Instead, it was an average moment that fell flat.

The woman’s evolution has happened. They main-evented WrestleMania. They did it in New York. There’s nothing else to build upon. I’m very happy for everyone involved, but this was Vince McMahon’s last attempt to get the big moment right, and he failed. He wanted Charlotte to tap out to Becky when it should have been Ronda. Instead, we got a botched finish under his watch. In 10 years from now, when we talk about why the first ever woman’s main event of WrestleMania has been largely forgotten, we know who to point the blame at.

 

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WWE Predictions: WrestleMania 35

Well, I tried doing this yesterday and almost none of it saved so I guess I’ll have to go for a trimmed-down version. I’ll be discussing the top five matches on the card in-depth and will note the rest of my predictions in bullet-point form.

WrestleMania 35 comes to you LIVEEEE tomorrow night from Metlife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. I’ll be in attendance for my 9th Mania and even though I’m from New York and could not be any more lukewarm on this whole thing than I already am due to the lack of travel, I’m stoked to be a part of the biggest event in the industry once again.

Pre-Show

Winners 

 

  • Buddy Murphy
  • Lacey Evans (Woman’s Battle Royal)
  • EC3 (Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal)

Main Card 

Winners:

  • Ricochet and Aleister Black
  • Roman Reigns
  • Samoa Joe
  • Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder
  • Shane McMahon
  • Baron Corbin
  • Bayley and Sasha Banks
  • Finn Balor

WWE Championship match: Daniel Bryan vs Kofi Kingston

11 freakin years man. Kofi Kingston has been a mainstay in WWE for over a decade and has done almost everything there is to do in the company. He’s taken a back seat over the last few years with New Day so that Xavier Woods and Big E could have the shine, but now, with the big man upstairs apparently smiling down on him, it’s led to the opportunity he has tonight. He is wrestling Daniel Bryan, who has never been hotter, for the WWE Championship at WrestleMania in New York. What a crazy moment.

Daniel Bryan turning heel was the best thing he ever did. At the start it was very, VERY jarring and a long, drawn-out program with AJ Styles didn’t help, but now he’s really locked it down and the crowd eats into it like crazy. He and Mr. McMahon have done everything they could to not only devalue Kingston, calling him a B+ player (sound familiar?) but also to keep him out of this match. They threw everything they could at him and he would fall just short of the moment. It’s very fitting that it was Big E and Woods who got him into this spot by winning a tag-team gauntlet match, with the deck stacked against them as well.

Mania is meant for those storybook-ending moments that send the crowd into a frenzy, so I can absolutely see Kofi winning tonight and finally checking that final box off the list. I don’t think there’s anything we, the fans, want to see more.

Winner: Kofi Kingston

AJ Styles vs Randy Orton

If Randy Orton’s matches against Seth Rollins and CM Punk at WrestleMania’s 31 and 27 respectively are anything to go by, I’m very excited about this. Randy Orton, while out of the major title pictures for the most part, has done some of the best work of his career over the last year or so. For Styles, he’s cooled down a bit after spending a huge chunk of time as WWE Champion, but is certainly still at the top of his game. These two at WrestleMania is a dream and I hope they get a good 15 minutes to really go back and forth. In the end though, I’d like to see Orton walk away with the win, most likely after countering AJ’s high-flying offense with an RKO that’ll make all 80,000 of us jump to our feet. I think, should Kofi Kingston win the WWE title from Daniel Bryan, an obvious first challenger for him, after Bryan gets his rematch, is Orton. Kofi beating Orton emphatically would really be a full-circle moment.

Winner: Randy Orton

No-Holds-Barred match; Triple H vs Batista; If Triple H loses, he must retire from in-ring competition

Soooooo, Batista hasn’t wrestled in a few years and Triple H sustained a serious injury just a few months ago and is already getting back in the ring so I’m sure this will just be an absolute mess. They have the No-Holds-Barred stipulation to hide behind so they can very easily just throw each other all over the stadium and hit each other with chairs and sledgehammers and whatever else they fancy without really having to try for an in-ring classic, so maybe that will be the saving grace.

Batista attacking Ric Flair on RAW was a fantastic moment, but nothing after that in the build to this has kept anyone’s attention other than, of course, Triple H’s quip about the “guardians of the indie scene”, which I still find hilarious. There’s been nothing physical, just a lot of screaming. And, there are absolutely no stakes to this. It’s happening because Batista wanted to work with Triple H as his last match. We’ve known that for years. Now, it feels dated. I hope they go out there and kill it, but this one sounds much better on paper.

Winner: Batista

Universal Championship match: Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins

Brock’s matches with Daniel Bryan and Finn Balor at Survivor Series and Royal Rumble respectively were absolutely fantastic. When Brock really cares about what he’s doing, he is absolutely one of the best. He made both of those guys, especially Bryan, look like a million bucks when, on paper, it looks like a total mismatch physically. Seth is among the same breed as those two guys….smaller, quick, agile, high-flyer, the whole thing. For some reason though, I just don’t see this match coming anywhere close to what we got with Brock vs Bryan/Finn. Seth winning the Rumble was such a predictable choice and the path was clear right from the get-go. I think Seth would be an excellent champion but I think the fans have built him up to be something bigger than what he is and it just turns me off from him. Plus, everything seems so calculated yet so easy for him. Every feud, every program he’s in….it starts off as a struggle but always ends with him on top. It’s just not fun to see that all the time. Everyone wants a full-time champion on RAW, but if it wasn’t Finn, I would have loved it to be Drew McIntyre. For me, it’s just not Seth’s time right now.

Winner: Brock Lesnar

Winner-Take-All match for the RAW Woman’s Championship and the Smackdown Woman’s Championship: Ronda Rousey vs Becky Lynch vs Charlotte Flair

I don’t know about anyone else, but I am absolutely honored that for the rest of my life, I’ll be able to say that I was in the building for the first-ever woman’s MAIN EVENT of a WrestleMania. Like, they’re not just calling it a main event, they’re going on last. Whoever wins will hold the titles up and that will be the last image we see of WrestleMania. That is legendary and I am humbled.

Sure, this has been a jumbled mess. Let’s break it down

  • Last year, Asuka/Ronda was being discussed
  • Then it was Charlotte/Ronda
  • That match happened, so then it was open season for Becky/Ronda exclusively
  • Charlotte is added to the match for NO REASON

And here we are now with these three ladies. I still 1000% think Asuka should be added to the match as well considering she was supposed to have a match, most likely with Naomi, for her title, but they changed plans pretty much last minute and now Asuka doesn’t have a title. She’s in the battle royal and it’s really insulting, but there’s no changing it now.

I don’t know why you NEEDED to make it winner-take-all. It was a big enough deal already and now it’s just kind of excessive. Hopefully the match lives up to everything it could and should be though. In the end, I want Becky to make RONDA tap while Charlotte attempts to crawl back in the ring. Ronda is apparently on her way out for a while and Charlotte has had one too many legendary moments end with her hand raised. Becky has earned this moment. To be at WrestleMania in New York and have 80,000 people look at her, as a dual champion, in awe.

Winner: Becky Lynch

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WWE Predictions- NXT TakeOver: New York

It’s WrestleMania week!! Very excited for everyone getting to travel to New York, possibly for the first time, to experience the city (if you have time) and a weekend jam-packed full of wrestling events. I’m from New York so this is just another weekend in the city, but I’m very excited to be in attendance for both TakeOver and Mania. This is my 5th TakeOver, and I am very excited to be back at the Barclay’s Center for another stacked night.

Main Card

Match #1: Velveteen Dream vs Matt Riddle- NXT North American Champinship match

Even without much of a build or a personal storyline, this match has a ton of potential. If there was ever a time to pull the trigger on Matt Riddle, it’s right now. Give him a secondary title to play with for a while and let Dream go on to be either Cole or Gargano’s first challenger for the NXT Championship. I know that particular title scene feels very much like a rotating ball with about 5-6 guys in it, but I don’t think anyone cares.

What we saw between these two in the fatal-five-way was enough to make me want to see what they can do together in a full-on singles match. Dream, though sometimes clumsy, is so good at getting the crowd to hold onto everything he does, as well as making everything he does look so grand and dramatic. Riddle has come a long way in a very short amount of time and I could honestly see him on the main roster, doing well, right now. Though a hard-hitting match it will be between two hungry young guys, I want to see Riddle make Dream tap out in the middle of the ring.

Winner: Matt Riddle

Match #2: Shayna Baszler vs Io Shirai vs Kairi Sane vs Bianca Belair- NXT Woman’s Championship match

As good of a match as this will be, because all four of these woman are great at what they do, it’s very much a “year in review” booking of the NXT woman’s division. Kairi and Shayna had an excellent program last year and they continue to have stellar chemistry, Belair, who has been white hot, is looking for another shot after a losing effort and Io Shirai is the representative of the new class to come out of the Mae Young Classic.

One of the two WrestleMania endings being discussed is Baszler, along with Jessamyn Duke and Marina Shafir, joining Ronda Rousey for a showdown between the WWE and UFC Horsewomen teams. If that’s the case, Shayna would need to be called up to the main roster. I’m not sure how successful she’ll be there, even if all you need to say to Vince McMahon is that she could very well be a female Brock Lesnar for him to understand her, but she’d need to be called up indefinitely. That means losing the title. The only logical winner here is Belair, who is nowhere near ready for the main roster, but has proven herself to be a top draw in NXT. NXT failed to build Candace Larae up to where she could have been in this match, will all the time they had, but instead we have Io Shirai. Talented, a veteran, all of it, but just not someone I see winning the biggest title of the division at the biggest event of the year in New York.

Winner: Bianca Belair

Match #3: Walter vs Pete Dunne- WWE UK Championship match

I don’t think anyone will forget the incredible Dunne/Bate match at TakeOver: Chicago back in 2017 where Dunne captured the UK Championship. It was the start of an absolutely fantastic championship run for Dunne, who has held the title for almost 700 days. It would be hard to name even one of his title defenses that wasn’t stellar. A great sign going forward for the Bruiserweight.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that Walter will be Dunne’s greatest challenge to date. I don’t get to watch a lot of the new UK show, but you don’t need to watch a weekly show to know that Walter is an absolute monster of a man. I think the match will be competitive….it’s TakeOver, so how could it not be, but I would absolutely love to see Walter run through Dunne in under 5 minutes. Establish the dominance quickly, and leave no doubt in anyone’s mind who is running the show now. Still, I think it’ll get a good 10-12 minutes and Dunne will come close to getting Walter to submit, but will ultimately fall to the giant.

Winner: Walter

Match #4: War Raiders vs Ricochet and Aleister Black- NXT Tag-Team Championships match

This could very easily be the best match of the night. On one side, you have the War Raiders, who are easily one of the most versatile tag-teams I’ve ever seen and one that has adapted beautifully, considering where they came from, to the NXT/WWE style. On the other side you have Ricochet and Aleister Black, a team that feels SUPER forced but one that is actually working, which is no surprise considering who it’s made up of. Black and Ricochet have been working triple duty (NXT, Raw and Smackdown) for weeks now, picking up victories everywhere and hopefully getting in Vince McMahon’s good graces. It’d be nice if he were to watch any of their singles work so he knows what to do with them after this little experiment is over, but I digress.

Please, give these guys 15-20 minutes and let them go to hell. Let it be emotional, let people be flying around everywhere, let it be cringe-worthy in the best was possible and really, just let it be as good as it could be. Aleister and Ricochet have been getting overexposed lately and I think it’s time for the complete main-roster summons for both of them, so I don’t think a win  is appropriate. War Raiders have a lot left in them and I think another year in NXT would suffice before they get called up and ultimately brought to their knees by lack of creative direction and artistic freedom. But for right now, before anyone goes anywhere, let’s just enjoy four of the best wrestlers in the world going absolutely ballistic on each other.

Winners: War Raiders

Match #5: Adam Cole vs Johnny Gargano- 2 Out Of 3 Falls match for the NXT Championship

This match is a blessing in disguise. The main event of TakeOver: New York was originally supposed to be ANOTHER match in the seemingly never-ending Gargano/Ciampa saga. After Ciampa definitively outsmarted Gargano at TakeOver: Brooklyn IV, and especially after the two started teaming together once again as DIY on Raw and Smackdown, I thought it was over. But no, the two were heading for the FINAL CLASH or whatever you want to call it. Unfortunately, Ciampa is out with an injury, and now we have Cole/Gargano.

Though there wasn’t a ton of time to build this up, it’s a different dynamic then what we are used to and I am all for it. You have Gargano, who has failed at every chance he’s had to win the big one, and Cole, who hasn’t had his shot yet. You have Cole, who has improved significantly over the last few years but is vastly overlooked outside of Undisputed Era, and you have Gargano, who is absolutely a crowd favorite and will always be wherever he goes. Still, Gargano is the underdog. Cole takes pride in stomping the underdog out. The obvious outcome is for Cole to underestimate Gargano and take the fall, but I really think Cole is walking away NXT Champion. A 2-out-of-3 falls match favors Cole, who has three hungry watchdogs standing by his side. Could Gargano overcome the numbers game? He could, but I think he overcomes the numbers on the outside only to fall to Cole in the ring. Or, this is finally going to be Gargano’s moment and I’m raining on everyone’s parade. Oh well.

Winner: Adam Cole

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