As I’m watching Kurt Angle’s Hall Of Fame speech (for the first time) this morning I thought “Shit, did I not do a Mania/TakeOver review??” and low and behold, I didn’t. So yeah, we’re three weeks out and a lot has happened since then, but I just figured I’d get my thoughts out anyway.
I was lucky enough to have attended both TakeOver and Mania in person, and feel so blessed to have been able to do so. Orlando was my 3rd stop on a whirlwind trip, my first traveling by myself to multiple locations, and I could not be happier with the weather, the PEOPLE, of course, and the quality of the shows. 7 Mania weekends in and it never gets old….I cannot thank the WWE and the WWE Universe enough for always exceeding my expectations.
Takeover:
First off, I could talk about how much I love the Amway Center for hours. It is a gorgeous venue conveniently located a quick walk away from a very cool strip of restaurants and all of that. My friend Spenser and I were absolutely thrilled with our seats in the Loge section….those seats are almost too good for the price we paid. If every arena in the country doesn’t go through some changes within the next 10 years and provide that type of seating, it’ll be a real shame.
For my first Mania weekend TakeOver, I was really underwhelmed by what is supposed to be a mostly-international crowd. I’m not saying everyone was dead the whole night, but they’re always the ones shouting about how great they are during the Raw-after-Mania so I expected a bit more.
The event itself was of course, great as always. It wasn’t the best we’ve seen all year, but if we’re just talking in-ring quality I’d definitely put it about TakeOver: Brooklyn II in terms of TakeOver’s I’ve been to.
Sanity vs Ohno/Strong/Dillinger/Riot
I was glad to see Kassius Ohno added to the six-person tag as a replacement for No Way Jose and I really enjoyed that match overall. It was a really nice, fast-paced opener to the show that saw the heels coming out on top, as they should have. Having Dillinger take the pin once more before his swan-song win over Eric Young this week on NXT was the right way to go. Both Nikki Cross and Ruby Riot performed exceptionally, and I’m glad they both got into it with the guys at one point….both of their characters absolutely call for stuff like that. It was my first time seeing Roderick Strong wrestle so that was a treat, and it was amazing to see how over Ohno is with even the most simple of moves. Glad to see him back. Also, I fully expect Sanity to be tag champions and for Eric Young to be world champion at the same point in the near future. So talented.
Andrade vs Black:
Andrade “Cien” Almas is truly one of my favorites in NXT and has been since he came in. Aleister Black is no slouche and did very well himself, but Almas is just so much of the entire package that there’s no one better for them to feed to a newcomer like that. Early on they just wrestled, because they can, and for the rest of it they just kicked the crap out of each other, because they can. Cannot wait to see where Black goes from here….he’s not a conventional-looking champion, even though NXT tries hard to not be conventional, which is why I think there should be a secondary singles title created at some point.
Revival vs AOP vs DIY:
So like, is there any question that DIY/Revival/Authors of Pain was match of the weekend? No? Good. I mean, holy Christ was this great. I cannot say enough about AOP and how much they’ve improved over the last 8 months….they’re still having to be carried by the other guys who sometimes has to direct them on what they hell they’re doing, but they’ve went from monsters who could only squash guys in two minutes or run out of things to do to being able to sustain for well over 20 minutes despite taking every spot imaginable. DIY and Revival teaming up and trading partners for finishers was absolutely incredible, as was the 4-person powerbomb through the table. I was very surprised to see DIY go out first, but even in defeat, I think this was a very nice way to cap off Revival’s incredible run with NXT. Hats off to all those guys.
Ember vs Asuka:
WWE sort of gave away the results of both the Asuka/Ember match and the Shinsuke/Roode match when they released the poster for the UK tour; Shinsuke was not on it, while Asuka was. I think forcing Ember to chase the title against a heel-ish Asuka for another few months will really help her prepare to lead the division once Asuka eventually does get called up. They have great in-ring chemistry and both have the chops to show off both technically and in strength, really making them, at least in Ember’s case, each others greatest opponent thus far. The finish was questionable, as I would have liked to have seen Asuka kick out of 1 Eclipse, but maybe they’ll save that for later.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh vs Glorious:
The main event came off much better on the network then it did in person, even though I enjoyed it immensely in person as well. I like long matches, and this was just under a half hour so I got one, but the live crowd just didn’t keep my interest. Commentary on the network probably allowed for better pacing, but what’re are you gonna do? The match itself was fine, although I think they told a much better story the last time. And honestly, Roode really isn’t a good opponent for Shinsuke stylistically which is why Bobby had to do so much of the work. In the end, Bobby hit the spinning Glorious DDT from the rope and that was sort of it. Great match, but not really the best representation of Shinsuke’s run.
WrestleMania
Holy crap was it hot that day. There were some ominous clouds in the area the whole afternoon but a quick shower would have been awesome. I went from 45-50 degrees in New York to 70 degrees in Little Rock to 92 degrees in Orlando in a span of 4 days and I was just like what the actual hell?
WWE posted a video of New Day revealing the stage earlier in the week but as usual, I didn’t watch it. When I saw it for the first time in person I could not believe it….easily my favorite stage since the New York one from 29. Hats off to everyone involved in creating that.
Preshow:
Neville vs GOAT
When Neville/Aries was announced I thought for sure it’d be one of the last matches on the card, instead it was moved to the pre-show. Aries embraced it enough for the both of them, challenging the guys and girls on the main card to do better
To no ones surprise, the match was great. Neville has been tearing through everyone in the division for months, and Aries is one of the best in the world, so it’s a good pairing. At just over 15 minutes, it was a great mix of ground game, the threat of submissions and high-flying/impact offense, something not many guys can do all at the same time. Neville won the match with the Red Arrow after gouging at Aries previously injured eyes, an aspect of the story that had not been prevalent in the build. Smart.
Andre Memorial Battle Royal:
The Andre Battle Royal was a clusterfuck as it always is. No announcements of who is in the match other then Big Show and Strowman, and no announcement of who is eliminated for the live crowd. Both Show and Strowman were eliminated rather early, leaving Sami Zayn and Tien Bing as the only two I would have given it to at that point. But no, the final two was Jinder Mahal and Mojo Rawley, both of whom I can’t stand. Rob Gronkowski got a good pop, but Mojo!?!?! REALLY?? Kiss my ass WWE.
Corbin vs Dean
Ambrose/Corbin was another one that could have been on the main card. The match they had on Smackdown two days later was so much better, and would have been great on the big stage of Mania. Not to say the one they had here was bad, because it wasn’t, but it just felt so watered-down considering how many weapons and such had been used in the buildup. Putting the belt on Corbin on the preshow would have done nothing for Corbin, so I’m glad they kept it on Dean for now.
Main Card
Here comes da moneyyyyy vs Dis Redneck:
Shane McMahon, man. The dude has got some balls. After the year AJ has had, him being the opening match on the card was a hard pill to swallow, but it was a damn good one. Shane was able to do more with AJ then he was with Taker last year, his MMA-type offense a little bit more believable on a guy of that size. I really do give him credit too, cause AJ’s offense isn’t light and after a good 15 minutes in he was still able to almost jump over that damn announce table and perform an almost perfect Shooting Star Press. AJ won with that forearm that Shane sold like a champ, landing on the opposite side of the ring.
KO-Mania vs Y2J/Break Da Walls:
This was essentially a first time ever match and I really enjoyed it. While it was rather slow, they made it work and they kept the fans invested the whole time. At this point, i think Owens should keep working with younger guys who take longer to get blown up, but Jericho is always fun to watch.
The cannonball spot on the ring post, all the counters to the high-risk moves, and the pop-up into the codebreaker were all really cool spots that were all placed in different spots of the match. That was probably the best part about it; the waves of highs and lows.
Bo$$ vs Just Bayley vs Queen Flair vs She’s Not Like Most Girls:
It was going to be really hard for them to top the Charlotte/Becky/Sasha match from last year, and even though they didn’t, it was still very passable. Nia being eliminated early by all three was smart, but at the time, seeing Sasha eliminated next was questionable. Clearly they don’t want to pull the trigger on her heel turn yet…maybe they’ll wait till Summerslam so that they can do this whole back-to-where-we-started thing.
Charlotte proved again and again in this why she is the absolute best in the division, even though she took the loss. Bayley hitting the elbow was cool, but I wasn’t too pleased with that being the finish.
Gallows and Anderson vs Sheamus and Cesaro vs Enzo and Cass vs The Hardyz:
The Hardyz entrance was easily the loudest pop of the night. I did not know they had lost the ROH titles the night before, so I was VERY surprised to see them out there but what a moment that was. What I saw in person is a blur after that…all I remember is Matt hitting the Twist of Fate off the ladder and Jeff hitting the Swanton from the big motha and that was it. New champions, Matt and Jeff Hardy. In 2017. Damn.
Mr. and Mrs. John Cena vs Miz and Maryse
The buildup to the match was unfortunately better then what we got, but it definitely wasn’t bad by any means. Miz and Cena didn’t do anything special, but it was very nice to see Miz as a threat to John this time around since Mania 27 was so one-sided. Nikki was reportedly injured, but you’d never know it. She took that bump to the outside and did a suicide dive….what a badass. The tandem finishers to end it was really sad to see, cause I really thought Miz and Maryse should have won, but you know….John had plans.
The proposal was honestly adorable. John is such a poetic guy that I don’t know how you can sit there and say you didn’t like it. You’d never do any better. And what balls to do it in front of 75,000 people.
Seth freakin Rollins vs Da Game
Poor Seth….he wanted this match to happen last year but got hurt, and then had to work through another injury this year. The unsanctioned stipulation helped cover his weaknesses, but it was clear Triple H really wasn’t trying too hard to make it any easier. Not that he was intentionally doing anything against him or anything, but I just didn’t get a sense of security.
Do they have a rematch at Summerslam? Does Seth get the title back somehow and then Triple H comes back after him? Stephanie went through the table, so there’s got to be some kind of payback right? I thought that spot was very cool, but then Triple H, who seemed perfectly ok, took one Pedigree and that was it. I thought a hammer shot into a Pedigree would have been fantastic, but just the one move did him in.
Orton vs Bray
Even though I really enjoyed the match, I wanted it to be better. That’s the theme with these two….I want their matches to be better, because the buildup and the characters are so good, but the payoff is just ok.
Bray’s lighting tricks on the ring had no effect on Randy, mostly because couldn’t see them, which was stupid as hell. Why wouldn’t that happen while Randy was standing up so he could actually see the stuff beneath him? The finish was kind of abrupt too, and Randy just kind of sat there for a minute after the RKO and THEN pinned him. I HATE when he does that to guys of that caliber.
Lesnar vs Goldberg
Yo I’m sorry but that was so freakin good. Like honestly. That’s what it had to be if Goldberg wasn’t able to go for 10-12 minutes and they did it perfectly. The crowd was so hot for it (on TV there was like nothing in the middle but live it was sick), and both guys kept them in it with every second just by hitting their big moves and nothing else. I was surprised one F5 put Goldberg down, but hey, that’s what Heyman said would happen.
Props to Goldberg for the promo on the Raw after.
Nattie vs Carmella vs Mickie vs Naomi vs Alexa vs Becky:
After Goldberg/Brock and knowing that Taker was about to go out there and get murdered right after this, I personally had a hard time enjoying it. Naomi won, so that’s cool, but she already had that first big title win a few months ago so even though it was her hometown I didn’t feel like it was a special as it could have been.
Reigns vs Undertaker
*sigh* Yep, that happened. #ThankYouTaker. Full thoughts here:
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